Mmm a taco!
I’m severely intolerant to onions, but I’d still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there’s always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.
I’m pretty intolerant too but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re fucking delicious
They sure are, unfortunately.
Tacos are the GOAT, and reason enough, on their own, to justify immigration in the US.
eh…
This is a horrible Sophie’s choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.
Eat two of them right away and save the third one!
Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.
Luckily, they’re all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.
To make this more plausible, let’s assume they’re all tied to chairs. I’d let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they’re all tied up very well.
I’m vegan. I pick the tacos
That’s probably the vegan choice if you look at it big picture wise
I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.
All 4 are edible but the tacos would taste the best
I’m not even hungry and I’m saving the tacos.
I don’t like getting burned, I’m gonna go get a burrito somewhere
I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.
In all fairness, it’s if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.
With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest
You could replace the taco with the worst incurable disease and I’d still pick that.
Fo science!
Sadly, I could only muster the courage and strength to save one out of three tacos, your honor.
Tacos !
I’m very allergic to cilantro and I’m still taking the tacos.
I don’t like onions, but I could pick around them.
If i choose the taco, i will be guilt of not saving one of the 3 people. Thats why i do nothing, sacrificing the taco, but keeping me innocent
The trolley is way more interesting when you want to kill the person on the track, but dont want to be known as the one who caused their death
You could not possibly be guilty from making the world a better place, so at least have delicious taco to celebrate.
News can twist it as if i did something wrong, claiming i am guilty of their death, even though its legal
I also dont like tacos
What if the taco is undercooked?!
Give it a minute
Money’s paw strikes again!
Can’t take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
The tacos were covered in cilantro anyways…
It’s a genetic thing, you don’t need to fuck about.
I’m a fully brown person with fully brown ancestry and cilantro tastes like soap
I mean… It’s literally genetic. The aldehydes in cilantro usually aren’t strong enough for people to taste. But if you want to know what I taste when I eat cilantro, go crush a stink bug, it’s the same chemical.
Apparently I can desensitize myself to it, and I want to. Certainly would open up a lot of options in foods I’m already a fan of (if you leave out the cilantro).
I’m weird. I can fully recognize the part that taste like soap. It isn’t strong or overpowering, but I can recognize the taste. Still love cilantro for the rest of the flavors it gives. I guess kinda like how beets taste a bit like dirt to me, but I still like beets and beet juice. Or truffle oil having an “earthy” flavor to me.
I wish I could taste the other flavors. That’s actually why I was considering desensitizing myself to it. I get the dirt and earthy, but I love both of those the same. I’ve been growing my palette, but it took me nearly two decades to find hops that I could stand to start desensitizing myself to that bitter.
Things white people use to call other white people white and somehow feel good or something
