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The Picard Maneuver to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 months ago

It's never truly done

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The Picard Maneuver to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • @explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    5•2 months ago

  • @renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    17•2 months ago

    you can’t escape the second law of thermodynamics

    • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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      4•2 months ago

      the universe is the ultimate escape room

    • @wischi@programming.dev
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      4•2 months ago

      In theory you can because the second law is actually a statistical and probabilistic thing. Currently it looks like that the laws of physics are time direction independent. So if you play a physics simulation forwards and backwards you couldn’t tell the difference for a small number of particles so it it actually can (and does on very small time scales) happen that entropy decreases.

  • @ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    10•2 months ago

    New enemy acquired: people who use “smth”

    • Match!!
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      12•2 months ago

      shaking my tiny head

    • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      5•2 months ago

      They will be sent to the same gulag where we send people who say “the ask”, “the spend” or “emails”. Get on the bus!

    • idunnololz
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      6•2 months ago

      smth the matter?

      • @ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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        4•2 months ago

        Ugh

    • @glimse@lemmy.world
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      6•2 months ago

      It’s short for “smith”

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    7•2 months ago

    The secret is to clean a big thing by dirtying a little thing.

  • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    But then here in like 10^10^10^56 years*, a new big bang will probably happen and the cycle starts anew

    *It doesn’t actually matter what units you use, milliseconds and stellar lifespans are the same at this scale

    • @Hupf@feddit.org
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      10•2 months ago

      https://xkcd.com/1448/

      • @quilan@lemmy.world
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        This has always been one of my favorite short stories. For those who might not know the reference: https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~gamvrosi/thelastq.html

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    9•2 months ago

    but then when the universe dies and someone comes to clean it off, all that mess will just be smeared all over something else

    • @wieson@feddit.org
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      3•2 months ago

      You mean when the vacuum cleaner comes?

      • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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        2•2 months ago

        the cosmic vacuum cleaner

      • @ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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        5•2 months ago

        ‘She’s switched from Suck to Blow!’

  • @renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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    11•2 months ago

    It ends in compost (or it should).

  • @MTK@lemmy.world
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    15•2 months ago

    I think context is key here. Your floor is dirty when you poop on it, but is your colon dirty when it has poop in it?

    Your plate is dirty when it has left over food on it, but is it dorty while you are eating from it?

    • @serenissi@lemmy.world
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      6•2 months ago

      What an awful thing to read with a diarrhea.

      • @meliaesc@lemmy.world
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        3•2 months ago

        Be thankful it’s just one diarrhea.

      • @zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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        6•2 months ago

        Your diarrhea can read? Aww

        • @FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world
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          3•2 months ago

          Two pieces of shit go down the road, puting the masks, to enter and rob the bank.
          A diarrhea asks if it can come too.
          One of the pieces of shit says:
          “This is for tough ones.”

    • Lovable Sidekick
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      4•2 months ago

      Ignoring context is often the key to humor.

      • @MTK@lemmy.world
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        1•2 months ago

        What do you mean?

        • Lovable Sidekick
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          Jokes quite often rely on imperfect superficial information, precisely because thinking too much about the subject matter contradicts whatever is being said in the joke. It’s a form of artistic license.

          • @MTK@lemmy.world
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            2•2 months ago

            Thank you, I was being a troll but I appreciate the explanation

    • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      1•2 months ago

      It’s the same for vermin and pest plants. You decide what’s part of it, depending on if it’s useful for you or not.

  • @pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works
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    5•2 months ago

    thankful foe mycelium

  • @Aksamit@slrpnk.net
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    7•2 months ago

    Me trying to explain to my therapist why everything is going to shit.

  • @kopasz7@sh.itjust.works
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    To reduce entropy at one place (make it ordered), it has to increase at another place.

    This whole universe is rigged! lol

    edit: typo

    • NoneOfUrBusiness
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      Welcome to thermodynamics, where the rules are:

      1-You cannot win, only lose or break even.

      2-You can only break even at absolute zero.

      3-You can not reach absolute zero.

      • @ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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        2•2 months ago

        Sounds like you’re gambling with physics there. /S

      • @DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
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        25•2 months ago
        1. You can’t win
        2. You can’t break even
        3. You can’t get out of the game
        • @yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml
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          1•2 months ago

  • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1•13 days ago

    This explains why I don’t clean. I will clean my room later then because of this.

  • BlueFootedPetey
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    6•2 months ago

    While funny, its not actually that deep. Either the last cleaning item gets thrown away, or put in a machine to be cleaned. Thats the end of it.

    • @wieson@feddit.org
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      7•2 months ago

      And the water goes into the sewage and to a water treatment plant. But where do they put the dirt from the plant?

      • BlueFootedPetey
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        1•2 months ago

        The cleaning ended for me.

      • @anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        They have bacteria digest as much as possible and burn the leftovers.

        • @wieson@feddit.org
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          Digestion probably forms CO2 or Methane, burning definitely does form CO2.

          So the final rag is our air.

    • @Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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      7•2 months ago

      Right, but then the machine gets dirty or the water it uses gets dirty, or the rubbish bin you threw it into gets dirty. Where does it end? Kinda fucked up ngl

      • BlueFootedPetey
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        2•2 months ago

        It ends then. Bins and machines get cleaned very infrequently.

      • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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        5•2 months ago

        Dirt cant be dirty. Just throw the water into dirt

        • @ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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          4•2 months ago

          Dirty is dirt’s natural state.

        • @Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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          1•2 months ago

          That just makes the water even dirtier though!

          • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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            2•2 months ago

            The water will evaporate

            • @ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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              2•2 months ago

              Leaving dirt.

              • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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                But there was already dirt so it wouldnt become dirtier

                • @Kommeavsted@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  3•2 months ago

                  You had dirt, it is now dirty dirt.

                • @ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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                  1•2 months ago

                  I will confer with Dirtfucias and Dirtptalomy The Elder and consider their positions on the matter.

  • M137
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    8•2 months ago

    In the game Warframe you have a schizophrenic ship AI who has lots of funny voice lines, he sometimes says this:

    “Ordis went mad for 3 milliseconds when he realized that each time he cleans something he makes something else dirty… agh! There I go again.”

    Here’s the audio:

    https://mega.nz/file/GJoHgaCZ#9HWD48-h-HuVWdxEsX6WSJ_P9jNwZ0FMp4OMPtoGLO4

  • @wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee
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    9•2 months ago

    Ah, life: An unceasing battle against thermodynamics that can end only in inevitable failure. In the end, even the vaguest echoes of the causal memories of us will be wiped clean when the rightful order is fully restored, universal bigotry wins, and everything is - finally - completely homogeneous.

    And boring.

    • NoneOfUrBusiness
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      universal bigotry wins

      Have you considered working in physics?

      • @wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee
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        2•2 months ago

        Not beyond the level of a profoundly fascinated hobbyist. I know my limits :)

        Professionally, I’ll stick to my closely parallel lane in computing (no Black Holes involved - the I/O is notoriously difficult to manage, more’s the pity).

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