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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 3 months ago

The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.

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The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.

@[email protected] to [email protected] • 3 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    • @[email protected]
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      3•3 months ago

      Is the ban hammer a firing, or was she just kicked from the company servers?

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    • @[email protected]
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      54•3 months ago

      Yeah that’s the worst he was not mad at the actions he was made she was throwing his name around. She was ment to be plausible deniability.

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  • @[email protected]
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    37•3 months ago

    He doesn’t deserve it. I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•3 months ago

      It’s not for him, it’s for everyone who had to survive.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•3 months ago

      Waste of good piss

      • don
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        3•3 months ago

        I’m not so sure. Get a few dozen full honey trucks that have been roasting in the sun for a few weeks, and have ‘em unload on him. That seems like a fitting purpose for sewage.

        • @[email protected]
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          Well now you’re just making a mess. Just drop him in one of the tanks to something.

          • don
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            2•3 months ago

            I’m not trying to be nice about the death of the fascist, and mar-a-fucko’s already a steaming pile of shit, so there wouldn’t be much difference by dumping on him there.

            • @[email protected]
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              Fair.

    • @[email protected]
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      20•3 months ago

      I would piss on his grave, though

      • don
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        18•3 months ago

        Okay, but let me shit on it first, please.

        • @[email protected]
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          12•3 months ago

          And my barf!

          • Diplomjodler
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            14•3 months ago

            Now now. Let’s not be rude here! The back of the queue is three times round the block!

  • @[email protected]
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    10•3 months ago

    I’d put good money on there already being some pretty good bangers waiting in the vault.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•3 months ago

      “Bangers in the Vault”, another British classic about Margaret Thatcher.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•3 months ago

    Ha. I have a 4 act playlist ready!

  • Nyticus
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    2•3 months ago

    Trump’s should be a series of farts, shit dumps and loud pissing.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•3 months ago

    We’d be a little late to the party, think she’s been dead for a while.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•3 months ago

    I’d suggest ‘Happy’ by Pharrell Williams

  • Twig
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    4•3 months ago

    We’ve got a song for Boris Johnson too

    • Skua
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      6•3 months ago

      For everyone’s listening pleasure

  • @[email protected]
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    54•3 months ago

    I recommend the failure horns from the Price is Right.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      31•3 months ago

      It would be HILARIOUS if a military band did that instead of playing Hail to the Chief. He gets off Air Force One and you just hear Fum fum fu fuuum, DUUUUURG.

      • @[email protected]
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        I could not for the life of me remember what the price is right failure horn sounded like.

        Then I read your comment and it was like a bolt into my soul.

        Well done, sir.

        • Captain Aggravated
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          2•3 months ago

          It has lyrics: You lost the game. Daaang.

    • billwashere
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      6•3 months ago

      https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w

    • @[email protected]
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      I just looked that up, and… TIL where that sound clip came from.

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    Words that rhyme with Trump: chump, grump, slump, bump, rump, lump, hump, Gump, dump, frump(y), pump, thump, clump, stump…

    For Don: gone, pawn, prawn, fong, jong, con, QAnon, Mastadon…

    There’s some pretty inspiring stuff to work with here for sure.

  • MochiGoesMeow
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    29•3 months ago

    Idk but do you think his burial place will be accesible by the General public? Id like to plan shitting on it.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•3 months ago

      I imagine the grounds staff will put gravel over that grave. No way grass will ever survive that amount of urine.

    • Annoyed_🦀
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      But first, put on a bunch of corpse flower sculptures on it so people know where to shit and piss.

    • @[email protected]
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      27•3 months ago

      You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.

      I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•3 months ago

        I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!

        • @[email protected]
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          10•3 months ago

          Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•3 months ago

            Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•3 months ago

        I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•3 months ago

        I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!

        • @[email protected]
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          2•3 months ago

          Damn! You would have legal proof!

          • I Cast Fist
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            And lots of articles as bragging rights!

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    26•3 months ago

    Ding dong the witch is dead. I remember that. Good Times.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•3 months ago

      Ding dong the orange is dead

    • @[email protected]
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      6•3 months ago

      Ding dong Donny’s dead

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        5•3 months ago

        Ding dong the dick is dead.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•3 months ago

    Union Dixie?

  • @[email protected]
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    2•3 months ago

    I can’t wait! This song comes to mind in the interim. https://youtu.be/Dbnm-0r3suM

  • TomMasz
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    5•3 months ago

    Is Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead only for women?

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