ding dong the bitch is dead
Idk but do you think his burial place will be accesible by the General public? Id like to plan shitting on it.
But first, put on a bunch of corpse flower sculptures on it so people know where to shit and piss.
I imagine the grounds staff will put gravel over that grave. No way grass will ever survive that amount of urine.
You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.
I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.
Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.
I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
Damn! You would have legal proof!
And lots of articles as bragging rights!
I worked for a manufacturer on the engineering side for a while, and we had this absolute manipulator cunt in HR, basically throwing the CEO’s name around like it was a pass to commit murder.
Once the CEO found out some of the shit she pulled, he dropped the ban hammer immediately. It was such a relief to us all, we were literally skipping and hopping in the hallways shouting “ding dong! the witch is dead!” It was a great moment until we realized a few months later half of the shit she did actually came from him and nothing really changed.
That last point may or may not be relevant to current times.
Is the ban hammer a firing, or was she just kicked from the company servers?
It was a firing, but also booted from the company servers
Yeah that’s the worst he was not mad at the actions he was made she was throwing his name around. She was ment to be plausible deniability.
Exactly, you get what I’m trying to say. That and it isn’t just one person/entity that is the issue.
Ding dong the witch is dead. I remember that. Good Times.
Ding dong the orange is dead
Ding dong Donny’s dead
Ding dong the dick is dead.
Union Dixie?
I can’t wait! This song comes to mind in the interim. https://youtu.be/Dbnm-0r3suM
Is Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead only for women?
How about “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang? “Celebrate good times, come on!”
That’s what I’ll be playing, that’s for sure!
All news media have stuff ready for when a famous person pops their clogs. Various versions, usually.
We should commission something good.
I don’t think any existing song is good enough nor should it be dragged down by the association.
Sure there is: Highway to Hell. He will be on a highway to hell - in the passing lane.
Lyrics:
You fucked up, you bitch
You really fucked up
You fucked up
You fucking Nazi whoreWell, you dicked me over
But now you’ll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!You fucked up, you bitch
You really fucked up
You fucked up
You [slimy] little shit bitch fuckWell, you dicked me over
But now you’ll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!
Well, you dicked me over
But now you’ll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!I’m pretty sure when he keels over it’ll A. be his fault and B. lead to an avalanche of conspiracy theories probably inspiring terrorist attacks. It will not be a day of rejoicing for me.
It’s a real shame they stuck this song on the end of a long video. The video is neat but the music video at the end is an absolute banger. Skip to 22:30 if the timestamped link doesn’t work.
I’m not saying “ding dong the witch is dead” wasn’t a perfect capture of the sentiment, but it’s also really hard to improve on “Lizzie’s in a box” for the sheer ability to send the most insufferable people on the planet into a frothing rage.
How about “Witch, watch, the ding dong’s dead” instead?
We can adapt one of theirs, how about “Tamp the dirt down” by Elvis Costello?
