Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I’m already here so Here we fucking go… RAWR!!
x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo’ necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, ‘n’ make me yours and don’t forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kissies ‘n’ lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles ‘n’ wuzzles yo chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin’ thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please) ‘Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin’)
UWU
With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.
Oh crap, I should’ve thought of a cool quote before pressing the but
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chicken jockey!! (kaboom)
Stop. Get some help.
We’re all worse off because of “chicken jockey”… everyone… even mentioning it makes the world dumber…
It’s the soulless void in every person that snapped onto chicken jockey like a magnet or some “thing” with no reason to do different or better…/
“OOOH! What does this button dooo!?”
If I have a companion, they are obligated to shout “DEEDEE, NOOOOO!”
My name isn’t Deedee, but those who get it will get it.
If that isn’t acceptable, then watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, pick a random quote that you feel is appropriate, and just go with it!
Otherwise, “OXFORD COMMAS FOR LIFE!”
Yippie kayak, other buckets
Nine-nine!!
It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
I wasn’t expecting to be sad in this thread but there it is. “I am the very model of a scientist Salarian…”
“When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya.”
“Hey, that guy said to tell you-”
Just have to pull this BOMB!
Hahahah!
Honestly I think this one is a winner.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Along those lines, I was thinking “Oh no, not again.”
“Pizza’s done”
It isn’t like the enemy is going to be alive to ponder whatever I say and whoever recounts the tale will make up something more memorable anyway.
Don’t touch my stuff when I’m gone. It’s booby-trapped!
Alternative:
“Destroy my hard drives”
“Pull my finger.”
Death is light as a feather
Duty heavy as a mountain
Alright Lan
