We all know pee goes on the floor. But the poops must go in the toilet. This makes the separation much easier.
Blumpkins
It’s so the sub can have a cozy place the rest their neck while you… well… you know…
That indentation holds your baguette for easy slicing.
I don’t want a knife anywhere near my baguette.
Half-pipe for mice
The indentation is for sitting comfortably with a prolapsed uterus.
Steve Jobs’ foot spa. Oh wait sorry you wanted wrong answers.
making wine
it’s the emergency water dish for the dog. looks a little low, better fill it up a bit.
Soup bowl.
To fit my massive shlong
This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you’re vomiting
My dick (it is large) /s
Taco forming mold.
This is my favorite. It would certainly work.
That gon’ be a biiiig taco then!
My kinda taco
Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser