We have hidden fortresses. Some old ones discovered and toured. $21 Trillion is way too high.

She lost all credibility she might have had by going to Carlson with this.

TL;DR: someone goes on Tucker Carlson’s podcast and claims that nearly the entire GDP of the US (Trillion with a T was not a typo) was spent building secret underground cities.

“If you look at the soil around any large US city with a big underground homosexual population, des Moines Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart, you can’t build on it, you can’t grow anything in it, the government says it’s due to poor farming, but I know what’s really going on, Stuart!”

From the people who brought you “The government can’t do anything right”, now “the government has built a massive secret underground shadow city with your hard earned tax dollars”.

Very cool, very logical. Maybe Tucker can visit the city and jerk off to how cheap their bread is.

guess estimate our guess—this is totally a guess—

The D.U.M.B. conspiracy is a jolly good read as you browse the interweb. Evidently we have nuclear powered boring machines that just melt away the earth leaving glassy walls.

And, of course, every single contractor apart from one has kept completely silent about their work on the project. This is unsurprising as such long-term secrecy and efficiency is the hallmark of democratic* governments.

(*allegedly)

Somebody really enjoyed “Paradise.”