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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 19 days ago

A test on how online you are

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A test on how online you are

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 19 days ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    16 days ago

    I am online.

    ✅ network interface available
    ✅ ping connectivitycheck.android.com
    ✅ use a search engine
    ✅ read https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail
    ✅ read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_men_versus_a_gorilla

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Your comment looks like a bot and I instinctively downvoted before reading

  • @[email protected]
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    What is this

    • @[email protected]
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      Look up “immortal snail”

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        But the gorilla?

        • @[email protected]
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          Something something “x quantity of dudes could take out a gorilla barehanded if they just committed”

          I think.

          • @[email protected]
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            6•18 days ago

            Harambe

            • @[email protected]
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              No one defeats Harambe, they pull their dicks out for him.

              As a show of solidarity for the fallen.

              • bizarroland
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                If my dick is out, I’ve already won.

                • @[email protected]
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                  So have i

  • @[email protected]
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    I know the snail, but not the Gorilla

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Gorilla vs 100 men is the big one these days

      • @[email protected]
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        Haven’t heard those in a while, is it trending again?

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          Probably on Reddit

          so, no

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      harambe? (may god rest his soul)

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        Fuck 2016! FUUUCCKKKK IT. If I could punch a year in the face I would punch 2016

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    Wait! That’s no snail! Oh no! It’s Shia LeBouf!

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    IDK what any of this means, I got killed by a horse size duck in 2004

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      I got murked by a horse sized chicken while swinging a sword. *should have chosen 100 chicken sized horses.

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        Must have been the wind…

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        We’ve ALL got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us.

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          She probably loves to honky-tonk

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            That’s what i said!

            Hmmm-Mmmm-MMMM-Mmmmm-mmmmm

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              Obi-wan’s face at that bit kills me every time

    • Reuben
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      Try a duck-sized horse next time, it hits different

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      That’s on you. I’d rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck

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    Is this donkey-kong…?

  • @[email protected]
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    Soon!

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    image

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    All I know is that I ducked a dragon and it was marvelous

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