I think she’s a keeper
She shouldn’t have
But really…
Just Boiled Bacon 😧
I think you should keep her away from a kitchen
My brain is now forever tainted with the idea that you can, and some people do, boil bacon.
If you put a little water in the pan with cold bacon it will steam for a bit and help render out the fat before it then deep-fries in that fat. To much water and you get whatever this is.
Not even. You can totally submerge the bacon in a pan full of water. As you say, the fat renders out and you then fry it in that fat when the water all boils off.
This is literally just boiling it and taking it out of the water like it’s fucking spaghetti or something.
Fried bacon fat is amazing…
There is only one true way to cook bacon and it’s in a CI pan and in it’s own grease.
In the oven is superior. You get an even cook and the rendered fat can be saved in the fridge for cooking later without all the charred bits that you get in a cast iron skillet.
Charred bits? The hell, your CI pan shouldn’t have any charred bits in it. I like crispy bacon anyways.
Y’all’ve seriously never tried grilling your bacon in the oven? The fat just melts off and leaves your bacon perfect. If you like it crispy, just leave it in for a bit longer.
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Yea, I use my air fryer for everything. Wife wanted bacon so I figured what the hell, put it on bake and it was the best bacon ever and all the fat poured right out crystal clear.
“May your bacon always be boiled.” is certainly a worthwhile curse.
How was it?
Managed to choke it down with a healthy dollop of chili sauce :>
Well, she’s definitely not a cooker.
Besides the look I doubt you can boil bacon to the point of it tasting bad. Now I gotta test that theory.
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I’ll be hung until dead promptly in the A.M.
… and then you’ll be boiled. For breakfast.
Boiled bacon is a thing in Japan. I have to hunt and pay out the ass to find streaky bacon that will crisp up, particularly that is also smoked.
The boiled one tastes OK in things, but I have zero desire to ever eat it on its own.
This was not an act of love, but rather the exact opposite
Crime against humanity
I hope you call your girlfriend BB from now on. Not because it is a bastardization of “Baby” but because it is short for boiled bacon.
Hmm, good old weaponized incompetence
Lmao that’s so real, I think she boiled the bacon out of spite.
What crime did she commit against the Bacon?
I’m washing the pot now. It was boiled in the same pot water as the eggs. Saves electricity
I just fry my eggs in the bacon grease, same energy, probably not as healthy but it doesn’t look like a crime scene either.
Possibly less. Boiling a pot of water takes quite a lot of energy
You’re saving 2c and wasting bacon… If you want to boil everything maybe pick foods that aren’t depressing when boiled.
Yeah 🙃 Keep’er far away from the kitchen.
Photo needs more HDR.
“Hey, why don’t I cook next time?”