I think she’s a keeper
I hope you call your girlfriend BB from now on. Not because it is a bastardization of “Baby” but because it is short for boiled bacon.
Yeah 🙃 Keep’er far away from the kitchen.
Damn… Wtf did you do to piss her off that she boiled the bacon while boiling the eggs?
Energy efficiency. It’s no crime to care about global warming 🧐
In that case I agree, def. a keeper.
I think you meant to type “in this case, it is!” but your typey sticks got a bit wayward and hit the wrong buttons. Happy to help :)
Are we just ignoring the significant amount of energy it would take to get a pot of water up to a boil?
No no no. In this case it was a crime against the memory of that pig.
Fry it all on the same pan.
I think this might be an exception…
I’d assume if you care about global warming you’d also avoid eating meat. Maybe more important for beef than bacon though. Anyway, I interrupted your chewing, please continue!
I’ll take an extra fire tornado, to never have to see that again
How does boiled bacon taste?
The methane the pig and chicken made are worse than the gas it would take to cook them.
Bacon abuse is a crime.
The amount of energy you (as a consumer) use is nominal in comparison to big corporations; especially the big corporate farms. So you might as well heat up a second pan to make the bacon, because you’re suffering unnecessarily for no gains.
But make no mistake, what I said above is in no way a negative reflection on you or your future wife.
future ex- wife
ftfy
You’re as bad as the chauffeur, who – directly after my wedding ceremony – said “You still have 24 hours to change your mind”. 🙄
Classy
It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦♂️
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
What crime did she commit against the Bacon?
I’m washing the pot now. It was boiled in the same pot water as the eggs. Saves electricity
You’re saving 2c and wasting bacon… If you want to boil everything maybe pick foods that aren’t depressing when boiled.
I just fry my eggs in the bacon grease, same energy, probably not as healthy but it doesn’t look like a crime scene either.
Possibly less. Boiling a pot of water takes quite a lot of energy
Besides the look I doubt you can boil bacon to the point of it tasting bad. Now I gotta test that theory.
Boiled bacon is a thing in Japan. I have to hunt and pay out the ass to find streaky bacon that will crisp up, particularly that is also smoked.
The boiled one tastes OK in things, but I have zero desire to ever eat it on its own.
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I’ll be hung until dead promptly in the A.M.
… and then you’ll be boiled. For breakfast.
Red flag.
It looks more pink than red to me.
That’s grey/gray
Are you certain she likes you?
How was it?
Managed to choke it down with a healthy dollop of chili sauce :>
Is she… English?!
Our bacon is way better than that shit you philistine.
British food may get a bad rep, but if there’s one thing we know it’s a fucking fry up.
Can’t be, no beans.
Fuck off. No English plate has seen bacon and eggs that grim.
Ooooh the breakfast horrors at my hotel in Paignton.
We shall cook these items in the light of the sun. -Human girlfriend
I’m sorry for your loss.
May it find flavor in the afterlife🙏
“May your bacon always be boiled.” is certainly a worthwhile curse.
This was not an act of love, but rather the exact opposite
Crime against humanity
I’d be grateful to have anyone in my life that would think to cook for me. I’d eat this without complaint and thank them.
Then, I’d offer to teach them to cook. We aren’t born knowing how, it’s a learned skill.
“Hey, why don’t I cook next time?”
