I don’t care about Jesus being white as much as I care about him not being a baby. The fishes and loaves is a baby Jesus thing, not a beardy Jesus thing !
Prove it …prove literally any of it
Prove what ? An allegory ? Prove any of the 12 ordeals of Heracles, then.
Not sure if you’re serious. Splitting the loaves and fishes was an adult Jesus story. There’s not a lot about Jesus’ childhood in the canonical gospels, and the non canonical ones are a bit wild.
Okay then I guess I was taught wrong 😅 always heard it told as right after his birth !?
Now, stretching a wooden plank cuz he fucked up the cut, that’s a real story from baby face Jesus. That or he was probably telling someone how stretching wood would happen before that someone got into heaven or something awful like that.
people caring about jesus skin color it is so funny, because if you are mad about that it does mean that you think he actually existed
Weird middle-aged Marty and white Jesus. Good concept, poor execution.
The hate for a shitpost is crazy 😂
It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.
Yeah, you need some magic time-travel machine to see some other magic. That is how it is.
Low effort Ai slop and religious nonsense. Block
sir this is well done shit post.
Ma’am, Ai and Religious apologists can go fuck off.
it’s always okay to use AI to shitpost
You don’t have to believe in it for the joke to be funny. Don’t see the issue with the religion part tbqh
Jesus wasn’t white. So it failed to get the basic details of the concept right. It’s not funny and only adds more derivative crap onto the Ai slop pile.
Oh, it got the concept very right. Most people want a white Jesus. And by “most”, I mean those with access to AI.
Why sould felings care for such tiny details as facts and historical accuracy?
Why can’t everyone depict Jesus the way they want
Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan is the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11
Religion already cherry picks the parts it wants to enforce, getting simple facts straight is a bridge too far for blind faith.
I mean it also depicts Marty from Back To The Future on it. Just seems a bit silly to get upset that Jesus isn’t historically accurate lol
The point being made is ethical, not factual.
You’re saying it’s not ethical to change the race of a religious figure?
Because that’s racist
Black and Asian Jesus too? Dude was according to them the son of God, he could probably take any form he wants. Turning water into wine is a-okay but him being black is too much smdh
Pretty fucked up for you to assume that random white guy is Jesus. This could just be Marty and Doc eating street fish and day drinking with a local
Why is Jesus white?
Because Ai doesn’t know better.
^ the most unbelievable part of the picture
He’s our savior. Have you never heard of the “white savior”? That’s him.
I hate AI.
fuck your AI bullshit. you’re burning fossil fuels to make garbage no one wants. move on
Weird cope but ok
I hate AI about as much as you do, but this pic is scratching an itch I’ve had for forty-ish years.
thats fair
it’s a good thing that social media and video games consume no electricity at all, otherwise a lot of people would have to either stop saying this or just admit to open hypocrisy
Warm vest for a hot location
n-now… now… turn around…
Most hilarious part of this meme is the people losing their minds in the comments. “Jesus wasn’t white, he was black! But he didn’t exist, stop with the religious nonsense!”
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Nathan Fillion?
