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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 month ago

When computer is what?

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When computer is what?

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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 month ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    17•1 month ago

    I don’t clean my keyboard. I just add chia seeds and a little water. Chia keyboard ftw.

    • tiredofsametab
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      6•1 month ago

      Chiaboard.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•1 month ago

        K-K-K-Keyboard!

  • @[email protected]
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    45•1 month ago

    Some keyboards have a lock button and most can be unplugged

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      7•1 month ago

      I think there used to be a program for windows to lock the keyboard, too. Themed around protecting from cats walking across it, if anyone wants to look.

      • @[email protected]
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        11•1 month ago

        Cat like typing detected

    • @[email protected]
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      27•1 month ago

      Mostly only an issue for laptops.

      Side note: whoever decided that pressing any key on the keyboard should turn on the computer should be shot. Fuck you Apple for bringing that back.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 month ago

        Not sure how long I’ve had this tool but several years at least. Nothing fancy, just toggles keyboard input temporarily so you can clean. Works for power key.

        https://folivora.ai/keyboardcleantool

        • A Wild Mimic appears!
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          3•1 month ago

          Years ago Apple rejected the app for the Mac App Store because apparently it’s “not useful”

          Apple employees never clean their keyboards confirmed

  • @[email protected]
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    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 month ago

      There were two HDMI ports. (I selected the correct one)

  • Shawdow194
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    5•1 month ago

    They should add an MP3 player style “Hold switch” on all keyboards

  • @[email protected]
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    Esterline make specialised keyboards that are specifically for sterile environments which have this feature. You press a button, the keys are ignored and you can wipe the keyboard down.

    https://www.advancedinput.com/medigenic

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 month ago

      Sounds like a mouthwash company

  • @[email protected]
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    19•1 month ago

    Thank you, meme, for making me take 20 seconds to clean my phone screen then wonder why it wouldn’t clean.

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 month ago

    My god, unplug the USB or just turn off the keyboard. Simple.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 month ago

    Why would you be pressing down on the keys anyway? Just remove the caps so you can ACTUALLY clean the keyboard.

    • @[email protected]M
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      4•1 month ago

      Birds love a deep clean!

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 month ago

      This might just be my keyboard specifically, but I broke some of the caps doing this and had to special-order replace them.

  • 𝕿𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖒𝖆
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    19•1 month ago

    deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 month ago

      You’re supposed to take it to the Apple store, where they will charge you $800 to “clean” the keyboard, by replacing and throwing away half the computer. This is the correct user experience. /s

      Apple hates making functional serviceable machines anymore.

  • Chloé 🥕
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    155•1 month ago

    why does this image have built-in spit droplets

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 month ago

      Image so old it got moldy

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 month ago

      It’s semen

    • @[email protected]
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      50•1 month ago

      My dumb ass just went and tried to clean my screen before I read your comment

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 month ago

        Same, I was wondering why doesn’t the damn thing cleanse off

      • @[email protected]
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        37•1 month ago

        Did you put it into screen cleaning mode first?

    • @[email protected]
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      16•1 month ago

      This was incredibly confusing for me because I washed my hands after opening this post. I picked up my phone, and I read your top comment before reading the post, and then I looked at my screen and I actually had water on my screen. I was like, “Damn that is some realistic looking water!” Then I wiped it on my shirt and it disappeared and I got really confused lol

    • @[email protected]
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      20•1 month ago

      It has been saved, reposted and saved so many times that there is data loss making fuzzy artifacts in the picture.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 month ago

      Shower thoughts, clearly it needs water.

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 month ago

    Just lock the screen. The worst that’ll happen is a failed login or switching the keyboard layout or something.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 month ago

      Windows-L is the hotkey (in Windows at least), for those who maybe didn’t know.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 month ago

        And in GNOME. In KDE, it’s Ctrl+Alt+L. In macOS, it’s Cmd+Ctrl+Q.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 month ago

          My KDE (both 5 and 6, just checked) also uses Meta+L, by default. On my KDE 5 Ctrl+Alt+L appears as custom but I don’t remember adding it, maybe they inverted the two.

          • @[email protected]
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            Maybe it’s the other way around then, it’s muscle memory at this point. I know GNOME and KDE are opposites.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 month ago

    I just open a vt and clean. Typing gibberish on login prompt is fine and f keys don’t work.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 month ago

      Lock screen also works.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 month ago

      I usually open vim.

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    21•1 month ago
    1. Unplug keyboard or turn off bluetooth.
    2. Clean keyboard.
    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 month ago

      Unplugging the keyboard requires getting down on my hands and knees, groping around to find a plug I can’t visually see, and probably dislocating my shoulder in the process.

      And then even more luck required to get the plug I can’t see back IN, trying the USB every single way blind by feel only, and neither way wants to accept it’s the right one.

      It’s an absolute last resort.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 month ago

        My keyboard has a detachable cable so you can just unplug it from the keyboard

        • cally [he/they]
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          1•1 month ago

          same, mine is also USB-C on the keyboard’s end.

        • @[email protected]
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          Yeah that’s nice stuff.

          I recently bought a mechanical keyboard with a USB C port for the connector. A cable came along with it.

          The keyboard turned out to be absolute[1] garbage and I ended up with an expensive USB C cable.


          1. ok maybe not absolute, I might be able to salvage some components ↩︎

        • @[email protected]
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          I’m happy for you

      • AugustWest
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        2•1 month ago

        Its odd that keyboards don’t have USB on the back of them. Every other peripheral does it seems, but they usually come hard wired.

    • stebo
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      7•1 month ago

      ok but get this: I have a laptop

      • Johanno
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        5•1 month ago

        Unplug the laptop. Clean keyboard.

        Or rip it out and clean it.

        • A Wild Mimic appears!
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          Rip and Tear until it is done lol

          • MacN'Cheezus
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            1•1 month ago

            Best Buy said this isn’t covered under warranty.

      • @[email protected]M
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        • @[email protected]
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          Gotta go harder to get that deep clean.

          Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eX3IGPq8AQ

  • Lucy :3
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    5•1 month ago

    Luckily, my Keyboard is so dirty that I need to pull off all keycaps anyway.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 month ago

    You could also just unplug the keyboard

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