• Ricky Rigatoni
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    If periods are so terrible then why do women keep having them. Checkmate, liberals.

  • @[email protected]
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    you’re not really going to roll your ankles barefoot though, like there’s a reason our feet are wider than they’re tall

  • @[email protected]
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    Idk why, but I can stand with both feet like this for a long time. Maybe the sudden and quick rolling is what hurts.

  • @[email protected]
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    To most people good morning, most people, but to everyone who advertises on iheart radio please roll your ankle

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        I just have an unlimited amount of hate for all the trash podcasts that get advertised during the breaks of btb, it could happen here and hood politics

        • @[email protected]
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          110 days ago

          Pay for Cool Zone Media. I have no qualms supporting their work, even if most of what I listed to is the work of the Honorable Doctor Reverend Robert Evans.

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            110 days ago

            I’m not against supporting them but paying to remove ads feels like losing like youtube red, happy to send money to JorDan at knowledge fight and they don’t even have ads

  • @[email protected]
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    109 days ago

    Somehow the funniest part is that this isn’t anywhere near as painful as a bad period, and the pain doesn’t last for days at a time either.

    • Higgs boson
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      39 days ago

      I rolled my foot and it created a compound fracture of that 5th metatarsal… since it still hurts in bad weather 30 years later, 5/7 would not recommend.

  • @[email protected]
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    1110 days ago

    I won/lost gene lotery. I can twist my ankle like that without permanent damage but I can’t lift more than 20kg in a squat.

    • @[email protected]
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      I can also twist my ankles like that painlessly. But I can’t touch my toes with my finger tips without bending my knees at all, best I can do is like 10 inches away.

    • @[email protected]
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      19 days ago

      What even is “rolling your ankle”? I’m standing on one foot like the picture right now and it seems… fine?

  • @[email protected]
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    2510 days ago

    They don’t have ankles. They don’t have testicles. They are missing a bunch of ribs. They don’t fart. They don’t even have a Y chromosome. At a certain point, it’s probably easier to list the things they do have.

    • Twitches
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      If possible go have it looked at. I did this 4 years ago and it still hurts. Please don’t be me.

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    I once rolled my ankle but in the most perfect way in which instead of pain, it was the most pleasurable “bone popping” I’ve ever had in my life. All those tiny ankle bone just popped like satisfying bubble wrap that you just grabbed and popped a bunch, it was so satisfying I was dazed for like a solid minute or 2.

    I have spent 15 years trying to do it again to no success :(

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      I’ve been blessed with an incredibly pop susceptible body. Ankles, toes, wrists, knuckles, neck, back, the odd elbow or knee pop here and there. My neck is so loud that I was watching Dune in IMAX with my boyfriend and he heard it over the subwoofers. It’s very satisfying.

      • @[email protected]
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        I can do most things reliably except for the ankles, but I’ve long since lost my ability to easily do my back and neck

        And it’ll happen to you to meme

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          511 days ago

          I used to force my neck, but I stopped doing that a while ago. In my 30s now so we’ll see how long it lasts. I can also pop my lower back by clenching my buttocks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          • dditty
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            210 days ago

            I’m also a cracker in my 30s and still role the dice with neck cracks, but sometimes I chase the dragon too long and end up hurting myself :/

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            211 days ago

            Ok that’s a new one, never heard of a butt clench back pop.

            I can do pretty much every joint aside from hips and elbows. The loudest are my messed up shoulders from when I used to swim competitively. I’ve had multiple doctors tell me it’s the loudest shoulder pop they’ve ever heard.

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          210 days ago

          Not only do I have an increased range of motion, but I (very recently learned) that an old injury is causing spinal stenosis – my spinal canal is narrowing due to bone overgrowth on my vertebrae. (Car accident. I was rear ended.)

          About 20 years ago a chiropractor popped my neck by twisting it, and it so freaked him out that he leapt back from the table and did the heebie jeebie dance.
          He told me to never let a chiropractor pop my neck by twisting it ever again.
          Reasonably certain I could kill myself showing off doing yoga, like in that Dead Like Me episode.

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        510 days ago

        Popping my sternum in public is the highlight of existing some days. It’s loud, and alarming.

        I learned I could do it a decade back but it takes a super specific position that took me many more years to work out so I could do it on demand. Feels amazing.

        My hyper-flexibility is probably to blame for it, but it’s super fun :)

  • NONE
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    211 days ago

    As far as I can remember, this has never happened to me, but to my mother and sisters…

  • SharkAttak
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    211 days ago

    But honestly, if there was a way to objectively measure pain, I’d like to compare it to a kick in the balls.

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            210 days ago

            Used to know a guy that had like some weird fetish for that. Was drinking with him and a few friends and out of the blue he tells me to kick him in the balls. I refused, as did my girlfriend. He asked another girl we were drinking with to do it; she obliged. I swear he went into the fetal position before hitting the ground!

  • toofpic
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    511 days ago

    Oh, as a kid I was skiing with my dad, and saw the bottom side of a ski, was that good enough?

  • Novaling
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    710 days ago

    God I have rolled my ankle a shit ton doing physical activities and simply walking, to the point both feet have rolled several times, and to the point where I needed physical therapy. I am fucked on uneven terrain, and even when walking in my house on kitchen tiled floor I have rolled and tripped.

    Physical therapy at least made it so it doesn’t hurt anymore when I roll, and I’m not out of commission for the next hour.

    I’m not even of legal drinking age, I’ll probably die by falling down the stairs at 50 or smth.

    • @[email protected]
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      410 days ago

      Are you able to wear hi-top sneakers or boots? I used to roll my ankles a lot so I started wearing both and it happens less. When it does happen, it doesn’t hurt nearly as much