• DreamButt
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    102 days ago

    Y’all need to lighten up. Cats love showing their butts. It’s funny

  • @[email protected]
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    233 days ago

    Am I alone in thinking this is funny? I mean, I wouldn’t buy this cookie cutter on its own, but if I bought a collection of cat cookie cutters, I’d definitely use this one too.

  • @[email protected]
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    3 days ago

    You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I’m remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it’s butthole. Nasty.

    Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in ‘dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.’ Obviously this wasn’t the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

      • @[email protected]
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        223 days ago

        I want to put food in my mouth. It’s okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there’s nothing ‘pleasing’ to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.

        Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.

    • kersplooshOPM
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      143 days ago

      Humans are messed up.

      In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.

    • @[email protected]
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      73 days ago

      They have fireworks that are dog-shaped, but the snake grows out the butt, and there’s a follower of some sparkly stuff

    • @[email protected]
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      33 days ago

      Obviously this wasn’t the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

      That’s exactly the thing you were talking about.

    • Shadowedcross
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      53 days ago

      It’s a weird thing with Japanese culture, have never really understood why they like buttholes and poop so much.

      • @[email protected]
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        73 days ago

        There’s an aspect of Japanese folklore called “Shirikodama” or (roughly) “small anus ball”, which states that humans have a small ball/organ/jewel in or near the anus where their soul is stored.

        This is what inspired the name of “The Dung Eater” in Elden Ring, who would kill people and then “defile their corpse” to ensure their entire bloodline becomes cursed, as well as the Headless from Sekiro, which has a grapple attack where it removes Wolf’s soul via the nearby orifice.

        • @[email protected]
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          63 days ago

          So… the prostate? The soul is stored in the prostate? Has anyone told the “pee is stored in the balls” crowd yet?

          I assumed this was a joke or there was a lot more to it, but… apparently the Kappa just like to take your butt soul and refuse to elaborate.

      • @[email protected]
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        33 days ago

        I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin’s Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don’t have yet!!

      • @[email protected]
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        32 days ago

        Personally I don’t think that’s okay. Too many, so you won’t be able to properly care for them.

        Consider that each cat person should get a couple hours of attention every day - how could you find the time for all 5?

        • @[email protected]
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          32 days ago

          Cat people are pretty self-sufficient. Normally food, water and a few cats are all they need, and they’ll come to you for attention. If you have two cat people there’s a good chance of them forming a bonded pair, too. More than two cat people and they’ll often socialise together.

    • @[email protected]
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      233 days ago

      Dude, it wasn’t candy… We kept trying to stop you but… Well you know how you get when you’re on acid. It was fucked you ate like six cat turds before you passed out.

  • @[email protected]
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    173 days ago

    I like my cat but I already see more of his butt than I’d like to, so I don’t get this obsession either.

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    42 days ago

    I’d rather just the cutout. If I wanna subject people to buttholes, I can make them with frosting.

  • KingJalopy
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    183 days ago

    Same here. And I have a cat.

    I think. I rarely see her, so I’m not really sure.