I once went to a party with candy kitty litter… compete with tootsie roll poop. It was weird
Dude, it wasn’t candy… We kept trying to stop you but… Well you know how you get when you’re on acid. It was fucked you ate like six cat turds before you passed out.
Pompompurin moment
Same here. And I have a cat.
I think. I rarely see her, so I’m not really sure.
You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I’m remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it’s butthole. Nasty.
Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in ‘dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.’ Obviously this wasn’t the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.
Humans are messed up.
In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.
It’s a weird thing with Japanese culture, have never really understood why they like buttholes and poop so much.
There’s an aspect of Japanese folklore called “Shirikodama” or (roughly) “small anus ball”, which states that humans have a small ball/organ/jewel in or near the anus where their soul is stored.
This is what inspired the name of “The Dung Eater” in Elden Ring, who would kill people and then “defile their corpse” to ensure their entire bloodline becomes cursed, as well as the Headless from Sekiro, which has a grapple attack where it removes Wolf’s soul via the nearby orifice.
So… the prostate? The soul is stored in the prostate? Has anyone told the “pee is stored in the balls” crowd yet?
I assumed this was a joke or there was a lot more to it, but… apparently the Kappa just like to take your butt soul and refuse to elaborate.
The soul is stored in the balls
lol, that one was one step too far for me, i could take it until the feces
So many situations in my life where I’ve said this same thing.
I want to put food in my mouth. It’s okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there’s nothing ‘pleasing’ to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.
Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.
I bet I can guess how you felt about Conker’s Bad Fur Day.
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I can explain.
You see, the Imperial Cult of Japan fucked their whole culture in the head for decades and then America dropped two suns on them
I draw the line at pompompurin
I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin’s Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don’t have yet!!
Obviously this wasn’t the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.
That’s exactly the thing you were talking about.
They have fireworks that are dog-shaped, but the snake grows out the butt, and there’s a follower of some sparkly stuff
I’m a cat people and I don’t understand. That’s awful.
“I’m a cat people” - Nastassia Kinski is that you?
I don’t get the reference, I’m afraid.
I believe she acted in the eponymous movie with Malcolm McDowell. Pretty great some from Bowie in that one too
Lot a prudes in this thread.
That’s not “cat people” bruv that’s fuckin weirdos
Cat people are fuckin weirdos.
I got 5.
Personally I don’t think that’s okay. Too many, so you won’t be able to properly care for them.
Consider that each cat person should get a couple hours of attention every day - how could you find the time for all 5?
Cat people are pretty self-sufficient. Normally food, water and a few cats are all they need, and they’ll come to you for attention. If you have two cat people there’s a good chance of them forming a bonded pair, too. More than two cat people and they’ll often socialise together.
Can confirm I am cat person, I am weirdo.
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I’m a cat person and I find this gross. And a tad concerning. Just, why?
Same, I don’t get why people think animal buttholes are cute.
In fairness, this do be what cats look like from behind.
Wouldn’t a view from the front be better?
Cats don’t seem to think so.
I like my cat but I already see more of his butt than I’d like to, so I don’t get this obsession either.
It’s Simons cat…
I will never understand visual humor
FTFY
Y’all need to lighten up. Cats love showing their butts. It’s funny
I think Japanese culture considers such details to be cute
I’d rather just the cutout. If I wanna subject people to buttholes, I can make them with frosting.
