I’m ready for my close-up
Thumb war it is.
With your rectum. The man sees you crush a piece of ice with that sphincter, you command some respect for the rest of the procedure.
After this do you want me to do you?
Colonoscopy is easy, it’s endoscopy that felt like near dear experience (I didn’t take the sedative= fail). Worth it though. Also the Dr’s and techs were far to busy talking about the next hairpin bend like they were rally driving. The satnav on the screen shows how far the scope has gone, I shit you not it really looks like the old Nokia snake gane. And when you have nitrous gas it all becomes very funny.
I once woke up during an upper endoscopy. It wasn’t a pleasant experience. The anesthesiologist noticed pretty fast though and put me back out.
Ouch. I did the whole thing without anaesthetic, but didn’t want to. I can’t stand needles but thought I would have gas+air for the upper endoscopy! (only gave me gas for the Colonoscopy, but it felt nice to get high after being choked with the snake torch).
But holy shit it was terrifying, never doing that again.
“40 left 2 over turd don’t cut”
Hehe, it’s hairpin bends that feel a bit weird.
Ask them if they’re going to buy you dinner first.
Ask them what their Twitch handle is because your friends want to watch the live-stream.
Stick a lightbulb in your butt. There’s a good episode of scrubs they can watch if they don’t know how to get it out.
That doesn’t sound like a bright idea.
If you still can’t figure it out, ask the janitor.
The janitor hates me still for some prank involving pennies in the door… IDK, but it wasn’t me!
how to get it out.
Break it?
;-)
Tell him sorry you ate some bad Indian (or some other spicy food known for loose bowls) food last night.
They’d probably cancel the appointment if I said that, not gonna wait another 3 months to try to book my favorite activity.
Call me a good girl, daddy.
The genders will be the other way around, but I like the cut of your jib.
Just tell them a shitty joke
“You won’t find anything. The IRS was pretty thorough.”
Ha. Good one. Take my upvote and thank you for your service.
“Please be gentle”
I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, so I’m definitely going to use one of these!
one holds the ice pick, the other bangs with the mallet
The benefit of accidental lobotomy is that the patient won’t remember.
Ask them if they’ll be shooting in hidef 4k or IMAX.
