This is assuming that the thought is translated into something each person can understand.

  • “YOU ARE MY CHOSEN DISCIPLE. GO FORTH AND SLAY THE NON-BELIEVERS IN MY NAME.”

    Don’t even say who you are. Everyone will just assume it’s the god they already believe in. And everyone who doesn’t believe in a god would start questioning everything.

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    “Did you just switch it to broadcast? Fuck, turn it off!”

    • @[email protected]
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      Blink to save your current progress and stats

      Don’t blink to return to character creation menu

  • @[email protected]
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    “This is not you, this is god, you are the new messiah like my son Jesus before you. It is up to you to right all that’s gone wrong in my world. Many will come forward and say that they received this message but do not be fooled for that is Satan trying to defeat you.”

    Then I get popcorn and watch the whole world burn.

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      I think if you said son or sons and left out “Jesus” you would get greater effect. Make it ambiguous enough that it calls to every Abrahamic religion.

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        use “your god” instead of god, “chosen one” instead of messiah and “evil” instead of satan and you get the polytheistic religions to join in as well.

        also, some highly confused star wars fans, maybe.

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      I feel like a way worse thing to say would be “your religion is the right one.” This would 100% increase religious tensions and fan the flames of fanaticism. Saying the other one is true isn’t likely to play into people’s already established worldviews and established worldviews are not changed by a single sentence regardless of who or how it’s said.

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    I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying ‘flee at once - all is discovered.’ They all left town immediately.
    ― Mark Twain

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    ‘YOU! You know what you did! Make it right!’

    Then sit back and look at all the guilty faces.

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    Kind of against the letter of the rule since this isn’t really intended to cause chaos for the sake of chaos,but I’m sure chaos will result nonetheless.

    “This is God, there’s a reason why i put variations on love thy neighbor in every single religion. Differences in faith and race don’t matter, helping others and making the world a better place do. You’ve disappointed me, do better”

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    “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

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    “There is no Heaven or Hell. The only Paradise is that which you create for others by your own hand. And you are failing.”