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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 month ago

Oh god

sh.itjust.works

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Oh god

sh.itjust.works

@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 month ago
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  • BlueFootedPetey
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    1•1 month ago

    A two person seat on a train. Altho with a little shifting, ok now just my backpack. Been wanting to replace my daily anyway, make this one the dirty work pack.

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 month ago

    Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.

  • Amnesigenic
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    To my left is my dog Courage, she weighs about 50 lbs so having her shoved up my ass would probably end my life

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 month ago

    Whew, just a coffee mug.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 month ago

    Cup.

    Uhhhh

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 month ago

    Nice, just a coke spoon

  • @[email protected]
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    10•1 month ago

    My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 month ago

      Don’t look up “anal vore”

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 month ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 month ago

      Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 month ago

    Cat wand toy.

    Perforated bowel coming up

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 month ago

    I’m pretty sure air already does this

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 month ago

    Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What’s on my left… the sun?

    • @[email protected]OP
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      2•1 month ago

      You sleeping on a park bench?

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 month ago

        TIL back yards exist

    • /home/pineapplelover
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      1•1 month ago

      The roof

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 month ago

      That’s going to be a tad bit difficult.

  • /home/pineapplelover
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    2•1 month ago

    To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass

  • Wugmeister
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    27•1 month ago

    He's innocent!

    Oh no.

    • Drew Belloc
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      4•1 month ago

      Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight

      • GreatRam
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        3•1 month ago

        🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶

      • Wugmeister
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        9•1 month ago

        This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them

        • Drew Belloc
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          7•1 month ago

          When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 month ago

    … 40 oz metal water bottle…

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 month ago

    TP

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren’t attached to the building. So, that’ll be hard.

      • @[email protected]
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        You can do it, I believe in you.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 month ago

    Water heater 😮‍💨

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 month ago

      At least it’ll be warm?

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