My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
My wife is on my left, it’s going to be interesting
A two person seat on a train. Altho with a little shifting, ok now just my backpack. Been wanting to replace my daily anyway, make this one the dirty work pack.
I only have a table to my left… Well this is gonna hurt.
My couch is the only object on my left
It’s great seeing you are using Lemmy, Mr Vance.
I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo
The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur
Put The Cat down shane dawson
Refrigerator. Oofta
Lol u from upper midwest?
You betchya
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all
Fleshy car wrap :D
We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
Humans fucking cars
I’m in bed laying on my right side… So the ceiling fan? 💀
Sharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn’t have a flare but this isn’t gonna go too wrong I don’t think.
Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
a wall
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
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Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.
Oh no it’s my dog!
Thankfully just a lip balm…
Too small, it’s gonna get lost.
Today its luggage. I’m gonna need a lube wale…a belube wale.
Roll of toilet paper.
