Isn’t mud pretty soft?
I think what cracks me up is this Eric Conn dude is probably a keyboard warrior working a desk job or something. I highly doubt he’s out busting his ass herding cattle and building fences then making some self righteous post on xitter.
The virgin Mary isn’t gonna be a virgin forever with that kinda talk.
Most men I know are doughy as fuck.
Get thee to a gym. Stop eating crap.
nothing manlier than animal exploitation and a total disregard for climate change.
Check his avatar and that pic. Money says tough guy here couldn’t hang with my old ass outside at Lowe’s for a single shift. He’d stroke out if I strapped 20lbs. to his back, handed him a rifle and marched him down to the creek with me. LOL, he ain’t gonna cowboy nothing.
And what in the AI is that cowboy supposed to be doing? Running, uh, fence? Creating a lasso out of, uh, ropey stuff?
lol he’s about to get run over by that stampede because he has no horse.
He’s unbaling hay to roll it out or let it loose in a feeder ring. Holding twine or net wrap and next to a big pile of hay. Don’t think it’s AI. Cows usually get pretty interested when someone is doing that. Tend to swarm to get to be the first one with their head in the hay.
Where in the Bible does God command you to be hard in the way the first tweet is suggesting? I know he commands you to be hard in the other way with the line that says “go forth and multiply.”
fuck yeah
i wanna fuck your god so hard in the ass his religion becomes a thing of the past.
I wanna go so deep I make Mary blush and weep.
I think you get the point.
like your god who will get the tip. and the shaft. and fingers, ohh about 3 and a half.wow god fucking jokes write them selves. maybe He is guiding my hand! praise jeebus.
Was Jesus “hard?” Not from what I’ve read. He was a kind, gentle, caring soul who avoided confrontation, never harmed anyone, and preach forgiveness, compassion, and love.
The right wing and their obsession over “manliness” is so pathetic.
Americans got such a hard on because he “said” something like: trade your tunic for a sword and interpret that as “jesus told me to get some guns”
And chased merchants out of the temple while brandishing a whip and kicking down their tables.
Well there was that one time he started flipping tables and whipping people. But that was against grifters selling shit in the temple, so…
Yeah. He lost his temper once but that’s the exception proving the rule.
Yeah, when asking “What would Jesus do?” it’s important to remember that extraordinary violence might be one of the answers.
If Jesus came back, these dipshits would have him crucified way faster than those nerd ass Romans.
He would be called an anti-semite as soon as he criticized the mass murdering of his countrymen in Palestine.
In the U.S. we’d have him deported for being brown and communist/socialist/Marxist or whatever the current trend is to accuse people of.
woke
That woke as brown spanish named bastard
Don’t forget DEI
Oh, he has risen alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IF YOU HARD YOU HARD
Where is the passage where God asked men to be hard?
When God says “cum before me”
Probably Genesis 3:17-19. Our society has turned decadent. We have to go back to toiling in the fields, as God intended!
I’m built for comfort not for speed
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