Humans by far, I think.
Reasons:
- We own pets, some of which sit on our laps and fart.
- Some people find it funny and fart on others.
- Some people find it hot and fart on others / get farted on.
- Also, in a sense we love yeast farts so…
I have a 10 year old boy. I’ve been farted on for 10 years.
At least he is past the age of pooping on you!
Tapeworms disagree.
Car dealer: And here I got a solution to your moral dilemma – a mechanical device for your farting needs! Fart-n-ride! Anytime!
you sure?
i wouldn’t mind being that horseHorses make women cum more than any other animal.
Horseback riding is notorious for the firm and rhythmic pressure applied to the groin area.
Source: known more than one horseback riding girl who freely communicated this.
Wait, are these ladies out there cumming?
I guarantee my dog holds that record.
fartdog georg
right about now, fart soul brother
check it out now, fart soul brother
Exactly! So many dogs just love to nestle into people, often at the small of their back our behind the knees when we’re on our sides.
If dogs aren’t the most farted on by humans animal there is, I don’t know what the criteria is
Depends on what we qualify as an animal and what we qualify as a fart. Would a plant’s waste gas, oxygen, be considered a fart? Sloths experience at least 10 continuous hours of oxygen production. Photosynthetic jellyfish deal with constant, full body internal farting.
Even if we only believe animals can fart, that leaves coral with an order of magnitude more farts, and siphonophores with a dozen orders of magnitude more than that.
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the most farted on animal, not the animal that farts the most
You’ll have to expand on that so I can provide proper context. Which ones aren’t being farted on?
The look of the horse… Seems deeply unhappy.
Horses didn’t evolve to carry such weight on their backs, or to be kept and controlled by people riding them. It can’t feel great.
Oh and in order to be ridden, horses need to be ‘broken in’ first, as in literally have their will broken and tamed to the point where they accept people climbing on them and directing them to move, without the horse biting, bucking of bolting.
It’s really fucked up if you think about it. Animal abuse is so normalised that most will argue against horse riding being abusive to horses. No animal naturally wants to be broken and used by humans.
My chihuahua is vying to become the new champion.
I’m pretty sure that donkeys/mules, camels, bulls and elephants have a lead, or at least very close on that
false ; pug owners get farted on more than any other animal
Karma.
In my teens I farted on my best friends little brother. Made it natural. He was taking his turn playing a video game and sitting on the floor. I was standing talking to his brother. I leaned back a touch and let it rip on his shoulder.
His reaction was priceless. Horror and “aahhh I felt my shoulder vibrate!”
“and then the smell hit him. I wish I could tell you he fought the good fight…”
Spouses snickering or keeping quiet about this meme.
Lucky ass horse
That’s a regular horse. They just look like that.
Very sad
