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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 month ago

Not enough real estate

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Not enough real estate

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 month ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 month ago

    You can say male fowl on the internet.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 month ago

      C O C K

  • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪
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    9•1 month ago

    this one wins lemmy for today

    • @[email protected]
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      Lemmy awards?

      • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪
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        2•1 month ago

        Fucking best of Craigslist.

  • zanyllama52
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    I don’t understand why this is self-censored.

    • Sundray
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      OG image probably came from a social media site where censorship is a thing.

      • @[email protected]
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        There’s still censorship on here as well but it’s reasons are even dumber cuz there’s no advertisers on here to be bootlicking, with obvious exceptions to the laws of the hosting countries (that’s obviously a valid reason). Depends on the instance though obviously.

  • @[email protected]
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    Do

    Do

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 month ago

      She would be like: oh, I see now, it grew. You have some guy named Don’s name on there twice.

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  • Kraiden
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    Too bad he could only fit “non”

    • @[email protected]
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      Pretty sure they’d have to give up halfway through the first N for me

      • @[email protected]
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        Ooh, a self-burn! Those are rare.

      • Kraiden
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        at least you could pass it off as a rune ᛚ

    • @[email protected]
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      Why?

      • TJA!
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        Because the penis is too short

  • @[email protected]
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    Reminds me of the scene from God of War Ragnarok: “May this weapon strike true, may it be wielded with wisdom, may it be put down when its job is done.”

  • @[email protected]
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    Windmilling it to scare Don Quixote away is a noble cause.

  • Sundray
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    22•1 month ago

    I have the same thing written on an ice cream scoop.

  • @[email protected]
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    It’s “Non mi snudare senza ragione, non m’impugnare senza valore” if anybody needs to show the tattoo artist some legible text.

    • @[email protected]
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      Wang tattoos incoming!

      • @[email protected]
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        Mine just has a $100 bill on it…

  • @[email protected]
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    Found the full statue if anyone else was curious what the whole thing looked like:

    • @[email protected]
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      That’s going to be a lot harder to fit on my cock

      • @[email protected]
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        You could do origami like clowns do with the balloons and make that statue.

        • @[email protected]
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          Sold

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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      Omg thank you I thought the picture was the seat of a car and could not figure out the perspective or color choice at all

  • @[email protected]
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    cook tattoo?

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      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Cacatua_galerita_Tas_2.jpg

      • Kraiden
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        Risky click of the day, and totally worth it. Bravo

  • go $fsck yourself
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    Thank fucking god someone made a poor attempt to censor the image by covering it with a transparent marking. I almost was exposed to the fucking disgusting word “cock”.

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