I fucking hate how everything is painted white now, the most soulless fucking paint
*cheapest
Is it cheaper? I feel like whenever I get paint, I pay for the can, which is then mixed with any color I want. I wanted to buy it once without color added, and they told me it won’t look right. I still had to pick a white from a card anyway.
Having worked with realtors, they tell me that reality realty shows have pushed the off-white look so hard that people have an instinctive aversion to any color that is not off-white.
I personally wish my rental wasn’t all white, I would paint it some form of gray if I could. I have longish black hair and so does my cat. If I go a couple days without sweeping it looks like a poorly kept barber shop in here.
The phenomenon predates reality TV by decades
Beige is worst
That’s some good looking wood under there. I do not understand why people paint hardware.
I’m guessing it probably wasn’t good looking before they decided to paint it. OOP did say “professionally refinished”.
How bad can metal be, that you’d think it would look better covered in paint?
Because 9 out of 10 people don’t care and don’t take care of anything under their responsibility.
You’re blaming landlords/homeowners? Just blame lazy humans as a given and be done.
I’ve bought a house nearly 80 years old and the poor girl has had so much paint put on it, if it was makeup, it would be a rubber mask.
And it was done by tennants! Not the landlords, not the owners, the tennants! The answer was putting on a fresh coat of paint every year. And preferably in different colour from the previous.
The result was a mess of a house I bought for a really low price but needing a ton of love and maintenance. With 80 years old prime woods covered with paint that never belonged there to begin with.
I liked the pareidolia :D
Had a landlord paint the inside of my bathtub with white latex paint. Did you know that latex paint is slippery as fuck when wet? Because I fucking do now. I literally bought adhesive grip tape for the bottom of my tub/shower. By the end of my stay ~15 months later, nearly all the paint was chipped away from repeatedly being blasted with hot water and stepped on, revealing the years of hard water limescaling they were trying to cover up. Why fix it when you can cover it and create a serious safety hazard? But of course I had to scrub every spec of every surface before I left or lose my entire deposit.
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Latex is water soluble. Why the fuck would you use that in a shower? Use a coating meat for it. It was probably shitty wall paint too. This isn’t a landlord problem, this is just a shitty homeowner problem. As an ex professional journeyman level painter, we used to call this the homeowner special - it’s always some dumbfuck bad solution or something wildly inefficient and the worst kind of overkill: ineffective overkill where it would have been cheaper to just replace. I’m having ptsd flashbacks of all the stupid stuff I’ve seen. I hated being a painter for many reasons. But one of them was that I was exposed to so many stupid, lazy, entitled people from all walks of life and in all kinds of ways. Unfucking people’s stupid stuff, stupid cowokers, stupid bosses, stupid companies, stupid clients. Ughhh… I just remember one time being deployed to a site where the lead painter was using a putty knife to skin off all the paint of a peeling paint job on a ralmbler - it was all lead paint, which changes malleability depending on temperature, so he was on a step ladder, chain smoking cigarettes with torn off filters, with no ppe, doing circles around this house FOR DAYS dropping lead paint all over the ground with no safety catches or anything. And the worst part is the pm for the company at the time sold the gonna homeowner on a low cost contract and set into motion an insanely impossible job to do at any quality within budget because that’s how competitive the market is and how nobody wants to ever pay for lead abatement because it really is like 10-20x more expensive to do properly and safely.
Eye twitch
I left that job and never went back. I later quit to go back to school and got my bachelor’s in software engineering, only to have constant massive layoffs all across the industry and AI and trump come in and spicy diarrhea all over my life.
Latex is water soluble. Why the fuck would you use that in a shower?
So you don’t have to give the deposit back because your tenant stripped off all the paint?
You forgot to mention the part where you’d take a bath and come out with all the paint flakes sticking to you.
Had the exact same experience
When I got my house the basement had some what I assumed was gross looking tan colour painted over everything.
I was wrong. Everything. Trim, electrical sockets, ceiling, walls, doors, knobs…everything… All of it was painted in the same gross muted Rose colour that I could only distinguish once I started painting over it.
Everyone is like:
“Ban Landlords”
“Ban Private Healthcare”
“Fair Wages”
I’ll do one phrase that just encompasses everything:
“Ban Capitalism”
But landlords and unfair wages can exist without capiralism
I dont think anyone wants feudalism back though
Conservatives be like: “One day I’ll be a lordship, and then people like me better watch out!”
I like the idea of making capitalism unnecessary through automation. Eliminate jobs, eliminate customers, eliminate profits. Make the system produce what we need all by itself. The rich have a similar system already, they call it passive income - set up some deals and money starts flowing to you all by itself. We can do the same with everything - passive prosperity.
Lol. If you don’t get rid of capitalism, you’ll just be jobless and starving while the rich reaps all the hard work resulting from the robots that the working class have built.
I mean, just look at how the UBI idea get repeatedly shot down every time its proposed.
Dude, getting rid of capitalism is exactly what I was describing. Sorry I didn’t craft it into a meme for you.
You don’t have to be a landlord to be a moron or not a good caretaker of your space.
Look at your floor. Can you see dirt visibly on it? 🤷. I’m judging you way more for that than having a painted door.
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If they did it and I saw it (or knew they did it), yeah I suppose. Only short term though.
Yes, I blame my dog for being a messy eater who is resistant to my efforts to get him to use a place mat. He keeps grabbing a mouthful of food, walking over to the carpet, dropping the food, then eating off the carpet.
Happily, our carpets are washable. I just don’t wash them every time I feed the dog.
Frankly there’s a good chance the paint job was the idea of a realtor. They LOVE painting everything white because apparently that’s the color that sells best. Fuck your hundred-year-old brickwork. “It’s a blank canvas!”
Hmm i feel like this can be said about most colors
Something tells me you aren’t a realtor. It’s like the reason most cars in America are black, white or gray/silver. It’s because those are the colors most people who come in looking for a specific color that’s not there will settle for if they get a good deal. So dealers stock mostly those colors. But an economist or business analyst just looking at the data would probably call this “demand”.
Never claimed that i was?
I take it your not familiar with the color Reality beige
Human parasites.
It’s not before vs after?
Landlords suck of course, but real question: could the paint have acted as a kind of preservative for the wood and metal beneath?
If it was quality paint, perhaps. But you know a landlord is gonna go for the cheapest shit that’ll streak and run and chip like crazy leaving it an ugly mess that doesn’t protect anything.
And the answer is no!
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“I painted over your outlets with leaded paint. Anway because I think I did such a great job ill increase your rent but since im feeling generous I’ll only raise it by 40%”
-Average landleach
“I may have bough the paint anf all with money I got from your rent but trust me it would be so hard to pay for the paint and all if not for me”
This reminds me of the weird partial cabinet around my gas meter that came with the house 18 years ago. The paint is the only thing holding it together and I’d need a real carpenter to replace it.
Might as well be tenants, of the last two places I rented one landlord redid the whole bathroom because of a few mold spots and the other one repainted everything white between tenants, making sure to remove everything they could from the walls and taping everything that shouldn’t be painted…
But when you don’t own the place anyway? Why bother, paint everything, not your problem.
