The vice president has some advice for young Americans.
If the sorry state of the broken society we live in isn’t express incentive to not have kids at all cost, I don’t know what is. I’ll chop my dick off before I ever cum anywhere near a vagina. If the next presidential administration strips employers of various freedoms they’ve been using to abuse people and forces them to treat people better (which would never happen), MAYBE then I’ll reconsider but even then probably not.
What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao
Thanks America, for putting absolute psycho pieces of shit in charge of our lives.
Couches can’t get pregnant JD
Bold advice from a couch-fucker
Does he believe humans can reproduce asexually?
But what if I don’t enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.
I’ve had just about enough of this mofo’s ridiculous eyeliner…
The one compliment anyone got from Trump’s first admin was that “smokey eyes” thing, and JD’s just latched on to it hard
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
In this economy?!?
Yeah… at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
In a society without access to reproductive healthcare, a woman can only fuck a man when they already own a house together.
I spat coffee. Thank you.
One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
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Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
Big Yellow King vibes
Ey, I just rewatched this
I did as well, and it wasn’t as good as I remembered the first time. I think all of the Epstein shit coming out and the evil face of the capitalist world being brought to light recently has made it redundant. It used to feel like it revealed some hidden dark truth about our society, but now we’re not even trying to hide it anymore. Now we have #1 top billboard songs calling people Pedophiles and all the right wing nuts running around calling everyone and everything pedophilia except the actual pedos like Dersh.
Bahahahaha you beat me to it
Get off the couch and stop getting off on the couch, someone should tell this antidei fuck
what other useful advice is he giving?
tell poor people to get more money?
Hey nerds! Why don’t you fuck?!
- Gringo abe (2025)
Pornhub all the way…no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
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The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!