My dad has a friend named Timo (teemoe), it took us many years to find out his first name was actually just Timothy.
Omigod. That’s hilarious
I like to call my buddy Christopher ‘Topher’
Toe fur
I like Topher the zombie on What We Do In the Shadows
Samantha could go by Salmon… or even, Anthems?
Danielle could go be Yell
Richard could be Itch
Joshua could be Shoe
Gary could be Air
Logan could go by Lo
Mikayle could be Kayle
Dylan could be LAN
Megan could be Egg
Jessica could be Sicka
Anthony could be Honey
You mean like this ETHZ professor? https://people.inf.ethz.ch/troscoe/
“There are some who call me… Tim.”
Because then you’ll sound like a dipshit like Christophers who go by Toph.
I’m more on the side of Isto
Christopher Beifong.
She is the one exception.
Got it. Toph is only an acceptable name if you’re prepared to rock it hard.
Thomas could go by Omas!
I have often wondered this myself.
Steve could go by Teve
Or Tephe.
Mothra could be the Sun God yet opted for an ugly butterfly.
Hiding their love of Lamp.
Cindy could be Indy
Michael can be Chael.
Hmm 🤔
Cindy is already short for Cynthia
Thia then. 😂
Only a Cynth deals in absolutes.
Lmao chard was funnier
Mohamed Hamed
Names Muhammad, but everyone just calls me ‘Ham’. Its extremely insensitive.