Vegetables.
Bread, dear lord the bread.
I always need it the day after I throw it, which was already a few days past the expiry date in the fridge.
It you only rarely eat bread: Cut it up at put it in the freezer. Whenever you need a couple slices it’s easy to break off however many you need and pop them in a toaster for a couple minutes. If you’re packing a lunch you don’t even need the toaster, just make the lunch with frozen slices and they’ll be thawed in a couple hours :)
When I lived with my sister, she had the chest freezer half full of bread. All of it freezer burnt. Got to the point I had to make sure their was space before going shopping.
Freeze it. Toast as needed.
Keeping the bread in the fridge was your first mistake
The expiry date is for keeping on the counter also, if it’s not moldy just eat it…
Oh don’t worry, I make sure to throw it only after I say hi to the mold.
Advice
aways
It so you know I’m a human beep boop
For world leaders: A Nuclear Arsenal
Tampons
My free bleeders in the housee
For family?
A fire extinguisher. I’m glad I’ve never had to use it so far…
Life insurance?
Well, you do use it, but just the one time.
Won’t your relative use it, but not you?
milk and pastrami
They’re for my kids, not for me.
High deductible health insurance
Bananas. I keep saying I need to quit buying them but for some reason I keep buying and then not eating them.
Assurances.
Steam games on sale.
You’re not wrong but you don’t have to say such hurtful things
Monthly subscription to Netflix.
Life insurance.
For me it’s car insurance—I’ve never had a claim but I pay for decent coverage.
