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I would not argue against being paid in gold. I would accept even a mere three or four pounds for my annual compensation in the current labor market.
“How many second breakfasts do you eat gosh”
When you ask a British guy how much he weighs but he starts counting the rocks on the floor.
British people are annoying more likely to reply in imperial units to this question.
Yes, but we use Stones to measure body weight.
Oh then I was being dense. I actually use kg because I’m of a generation that was only taught that and have no internal conception of stones :(
Ask a british person if they know about stones and they’ll answer in kg/m³
Ok, but what’s heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?
African or European?
The feathers. They carry the weight of what you did to those birds.
My scale doesn’t account for that. Where did you get yours?
When you ask a british guy how tall he is, but he starts listing the number of OnlyFans accounts he follows
what
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Sorry, I’m really not getting it. I’d love to play in the space but I’m just not.
Pretty sure Brits do height in cm. But even if they did do feet and inches, then I’d have to understand it as “you” (the person miscontruing their statement) counting OnlyFans account subscriptions by the number of feet they have? Which is a very telling misunderstanding to have.
There has to be something I’m missing.
Nope, we Brits use feet and inches for height. Miles for long distances, meters for medium distances, inches for small distances and millimetres for very small. If you’re old then you probably use feet for medium distances. Pints for alcohol, litres for everything else. Stone for the weight of people, kg for everything else unless you’re over 60 or cooking, in which case it’s pounds and ounces. Speed is in miles per hour unless you’re in physics class, then it’s meters per second
A person in the U.S. might say their height is 6’5" (six feet, five inches.) Put into centimeters, that’s a little over 195.
The joke is that the number is really high, and without context (like by specifying “195 cm”) it could represent a variety of things. OP chose to make it represent “OnlyFans accounts to follow.”
If there is any additional point to specifying it as “OnlyFans,” I didn’t pick up on it. Anyway, I hope this helps the rest of that comment make a little more sense.
Well i just thought OnlyFans were about feet pictures, so when someone says I’m 6 foot 5, that could (with some effort) be misconstrued as how many feet pics seen
Drives me crazy they report athlete wages by the weekly pay. Like bro just give the annual number im not trying to do math. I just imagine Premier league players waiting in line at the bank on Friday trying to cash their weekly wage checks
Do they get paid in the off-season, or are there a set number of paid weeks per year?
At least for footballers they got paid at the start of the season AFAIK.
On a serious note: why is it the norm in the US to state your annual gross salary? For context: I’m in the EU and to me it makes a lot more sense to deal with a monthly, take home (i.e. after taxes) sum. Moreover most people here don’t even have access to the non-taxed amount - they receive the net amount directly.
In the US about 5-10% of people are “self-employed” and have access to all their pre-tax income.
Essentially a single employee business, they are required to withhold their own taxes from their earnings, including the employment taxes normally paid by the employer, etc. which is an additional 15.5% on top of the progressive income tax.
Aside from that, in the US there are forms you fill out at the beginning of employment which determine how much is to be withheld. While they can be updated at any time, it’s not always done promptly. Divorce or death of a dependant child could increase how much is withheld.
I have been self employed for almost 20 years. I pay a far higher tax rate than billionaires and I haven’t been able to afford to go to the dentist even once in that time.
as an american, i have to assume its because its a bigger number. “graphs go up and right, and bigger numbers are better.” is a motto for a lot of terrible practices here.
one of these that has been bothering me lately is when people state something like “ten times less!”. this statement means nothing to me, but it has a bigger number than a % of total.
The other reason likely has to do with taxes. If I was making 50k a year and filing my taxes as a single earner, I’m going to end up with a different take home vs if I was married filing jointly and my spouse made 300k. Plus all of the other things we can have and adjust as deductibles and pretax things like 401k, 403b, Insurance, HSA, etc.
US companies define pay either hourly or annually. In general upper and middle management will make an annual salary and the people actually doing the work will be hourly. So some of the people making annual pay believe it to be very important people know they aren’t an hourly worker.
Thanks for explaining. So it’s kind of a class thing too - I didn’t know that. Still, I’ve heard (read) about a lot of folks in engineering and manufacturing (so not management) talking about their annual numbers.
Right, that’s the third group. People who do higher priced work that upper management doesn’t want to pay overtime for.
Don’t forget the contractors, we flooded the market with contractor positions for a few different reasons. Some having to do with firing practices, same with insurance practices.
Then there’s the bids for jobs where contractors can take the job and some of those can be sketchy with subcontractors who may or may not be legally allowed to work or be getting paid rates that are legitimate.
Example: Beagal Cinema’s says they want an overnight cleaning crew that will clean all the theaters/floors/bathrooms and such nightly. Another company tells them they can do it for $500(made up number) a night. Then that contractor hires anyone, say 4 people and they bring their kids. Run through and clean it all up between 3am-9am every morning. Each one of them takes home $100 a day, and the contract-owner keeps $100. Beagal isn’t illegally hiring children in said case, and neither is the contractor, but the kids are having to work many nights a week with their parents to get the job done in time so they can be dropped off for school or maybe do homeschooling. (But those parents often don’t speak English, so I assume they would want their kids to go to a school to learn english at the very least).
Worked at a theater that did that from 2006-2012. So it isn’t a new thing.
…every employer i’ve worked with endeavors to put people doing the actual work on salary as soon as possible, so they can harvest that sweet sweet unpaid overtime for maximum profitability…
35,000 pounds of $100 bills would be $1,587,573,295 a year. Rich bastard.
But it’s pounds sterling right? So at $496/pound of sterling silver, we’re only at $17.36 million.
When you ask a British guy his salary, but a cultural stigma surrounding talking openly about money makes him too uncomfortabe to answer and he changes the subject.
All right, then. Keep your secrets.
What’s your salary ?
What’s going on with the weather mate? Fuckin needs to make up its mind init, yesterday in shorts today jumper.
Do you think this is an acceptable dish to eat ?
Batter looks a bit flabby and chips not great.
The decider though is whether it’s cod or haddock (as depending on where in England one or the other will be an instant no).
anyone questioning this has just simply never eaten it.
I have bad news for you:
You might be British
Words only possible from someone who hasn’t tried it. “Have you seen this caviar? DESGUSTENG”
WOULD
Looks awesome. And I’m not even British.
It also looks like a heart attack, but so does hamburgers
Omg I saw this five minutes ago and I want it so badly. It’s still only breakfast time too.
But we don’t get paid in Newtons…
A pound is about 4.4 Newtons
He’s either poor af or fucking massive!
