If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
That’s the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It’s a mix of befuddlement and wonder.
Whoa
You are huge!
Thank you.
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.
Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge’s “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”, 1798 (not colorized).
I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??
Yeah, I didn’t realize that when I first heard it. I guess that’s why it’s a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn’t be much of a punishment.
That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!
