There’s always a tweet:
Just saw this earlier.
This was new to me, but confirmed true by Snopes
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!
Irony truly is dead.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter”
???
He ends a bunch of his tweets that way, he’s very strange.
And then he eats his hamberder too.
Thank you for attention to hamberder
Many such cases.
He’s read a few work-emails recently (by accident, naturally) and some of their jargon seems to have stuck with him.
It wasn’t before already?
Why would I fight? I’ll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.
My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.
Please also make it wild as well, I really liked west world and that animation where Johnny depp is a chameleon in case you want some examples of what I’d vote for.
All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.
You will need a Bachelor’s in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as “self-employed” so you have to track your own taxes.
The photo should just be an Israeli flag.
Getting these vibes
Wanna take a trip to the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum and liberate this banner for the memes?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
It’s not a meme, it’s real
Congress?? Hello?
In 2001 when The US authorized use of force on Al-Qaeda that, along with The 1973 war powers resolution gave the president (as in the position of president, not just Bush) unlimited ability to bomb anyone loosely associated with Al-Qaeda in perpetuity.
It’s what allowed Bush, then Obama, then Trump, and then Biden, and now Trump again, to use the military as they see fit for performing military operations against basically any state and group in the middle east.
They’re too busy changing their pants after their wishes finally came true
Nah, they’re all on the phone with their stockbrokers.
You laugh but several members of Congress bought stocks in defense contractors shortly before this military operation
I wasn’t joking.
It’s weird to laugh in a time like this. Thank you, I guess.
Sometimes laughing is all we can do in times like this
“So we still get paid and we don’t have to do anything? That’s amazing! Haha, but why do I have to face the wall for this part?”
"Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say…
I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I’m going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I’ll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
Then I’ll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!Send tweet.
Right, where the little kiddies at? I’m feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don’t send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I’ve shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."
We have the greatest BOMBS, they are truly magnificent.
Damn it. :(
We killed a bunch of people but now I want peace…
I punched you but please don’t hit me back or I’ll cry.
Soy Right, at it again
May the US Empire crumble to dust, its only vestiges a dark stain on human existence for future historians to look on with disgust.
I don’t wanna jinx it, but
It would be hilarious if Trump’s, Israel’s and Iran’s actions end up triggering significant climate action out of the sheer cost of continuing to burn oil. The last fuel crisis in the 70s actually caused significant amounts of research into alternatives and some interesting electric vehicles were actually released during that time
Hate to be that guy but -> “Total global Civilizational Collapse by 2050” is being tossed around. And going by the past absolute fuckery of prediction skills, that means we got at best till 2040… No history or historians, just slow climate death and extinction for all.
Doubt it. Climate change is already happening, but we can mitigate its effects the earlier we tackle it. Plus, no idea who is floating the collapse idea around.
“Total global Civilizational Collapse by 2050” is being tossed around
By whom?
Idiots toss around a lot of stuff.
He made a typo. It should read “there is not another military in the world that would have done this”
I honestly thought he wasn’t a war monger judging from last term. Man, was I wrong. He’s a complete POS.
Republicans, you can fire him at any time, you’re letting this happen.
You mean the guy who assassinated one of Iran’s top military commanders during his first term?
His first term was complete shock, that one slipped by me.
here is a trick to determine if they are warmongers:
are they capitalists? yes? then on a large enough timeline they will support war as long as it bring them profit. and war is always profit.
A peacefull world
If there is no religion people will find something else to fight over.
Maybe, but religion had caused infinite more wars than all other reasons together in the whole history.
No, economic factors matter far more. Religion is often used as an excuse, or plays some role, but the real drive is access to trade or resources or labor in the vast majority of cases.
Yes, and it’s almost entirely due to one religion: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion
In reality nobody is actually fighting for “religion”. They’re actually fighting for nationalism, capitalism, etc.
Religion isn’t the cause, the mode of production is. Economic factors are far more important when it comes to war, including this one.
Yeah Donald Trump is a devout Christian that must be the problem.
Do you know any social advanced, free and human rights respecting Theocracy? The problem with Trump is, apart of the religion, that he is an ignorant and stupid nazi asshole.
The reason I know this is fake is because the book isn’t upside down
First of all, no. Secondly, no.
Gotta erase all those disgusting borders.
Likewise gotta end the most violent and brainwashed religion of them all: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion
I wish this was news
greed first. its religion AND capital. cherry-picked fairy tales used to oppress and control, making the privileged more powerful and less empathetic, brainwashing the ignorant and leading to so much pointless hate-- religion is a sword and greed is the hand holding it. maybe im wrong but religion wouldnt exist if people didnt want more and more and more. more power, more superiority, more land (bc saying the land is holy and promised to you means its ok to take it by force), even the audacity to believe death isnt the end, they can have more life and shit? you cant own death. mankind evolved with so much creativity and abstract capabilities and this is where we are, dumb as hell.
