Serious question: If I get hit by one of these death machines, who can I (or my next-of-kin) sue? Has that been established in court?

Alternately, take an Uber so you can leave when you want and drink as much as you need.

Susan Collins is very concerned.

Remember the stimulus checks that covered approximately 15 days’ worth of rent?

I totally ate this onion.

Thanks! I’ll have to give that a try.

“Do you want to import your settings from your previous browser?”

“Do you want to make Chrome your default browser?”

“Are you sure?”

FUCK OFF, I’M ONLY USING THIS STUPID PROGRAM BECAUSE MY ASSHOLE UTILITY COMPANY’S WEBSITE DOESN’T WORK WITH FIREFOX

Schrödinger’s Tariffs

Reminds me of that Yogi Berra quote: “In theory, theory and practice are the same thing. In practice, they’re not.”

If you believe the idiots on r/conservative, this is all part of his plan.

It’s really amazing how the GOP members of Congress have willingly given up their power.

“Let’s see if doom-scrolling the imminent collapse of the world order as we know it manages to lull me into a peaceful slumber.”

Brilliant spin on the “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln…” riff.

Would she have called Trump “President Hot Wheels”? No. It’s clearly an ableist insult. Fuck her.

Sure, MAGA are raging hypocrites, but that’s not news. And it certainly doesn’t take away from the fact that Crockett is an ableist piece of shit.

Love it!

Thoughts and prayers.

This hits me where I live.

Today: “…they will be deleted after Alexa processes your requests.”

Some point in the not-so-distant future: “We are reaching out to let you know that your voice recordings will no longer be deleted. As we continue to expand Alexa’s capabilities, we have decided to no longer support this feature.”

Jeanne Shaheen already announced that she’s not running for reelection…and she STILL voted for the CR. Not to mention that 4 of the other Dems are from the bluest of states.

What fucking bullshit.