Hey, maybe Elon Musk should have focused on cutting waste in the HBO corporation.

Obviously it’s the fault of the immigrants.

/s

Susan Collins and Chuck Schumer are very concerned.

A prophet.

“It couldn’t happen here.” - Chuck Schumer, probably

Conservative logic: Giving poor people a small amount of money will cause them not to work, whereas passing laws that benefit billionaires will cause them to create jobs.

“It is immoral to provide health care, because that’s in defiance of God’s will.”

• Some doctor in Tennessee soon, probably

Your daily reminder that it’s not just Trump. The entire GOP is to blame for this.

I wasted untold hours on the old quickmeme site.

My initial response: “Haha, no one could possibly eat this onion.”

My reaction after double-checking which community this was in: “…”

“Did I miss something?”

No, you intentionally avoided listening to what we were telling you.

c/noshitsherlock

Honestly, I don’t give a fuck. He’s doing genuinely despicable things that are much more deserving of the media’s limited time.

Serious question: If I get hit by one of these death machines, who can I (or my next-of-kin) sue? Has that been established in court?

Alternately, take an Uber so you can leave when you want and drink as much as you need.

Susan Collins is very concerned.

Remember the stimulus checks that covered approximately 15 days’ worth of rent?

I totally ate this onion.

Thanks! I’ll have to give that a try.

“Do you want to import your settings from your previous browser?”

“Do you want to make Chrome your default browser?”

“Are you sure?”

FUCK OFF, I’M ONLY USING THIS STUPID PROGRAM BECAUSE MY ASSHOLE UTILITY COMPANY’S WEBSITE DOESN’T WORK WITH FIREFOX