I thought he was on record saying that he regularly takes ketamine therapeutically.
He got better.
At what?
At taking ketamine
😂
Gosh that labs phone number is right there huh. Kinda tempted to call and ask about it, since he’s made this public and all…
Every published story with a quote from them gets them another $100k.
And they won’t tell you anything because of HIPAA
This is as legitimate as his Path of Exile account.
The fact that this list says there’s no ketamine in his system, makes it super suspicious.
Grok, how long does it take for all the drugs in this report to clear your system?
I think cannabis is the only one that would take longer than maybe 10-14 days (heavy use of ketamine would take a little longer than the usual few days).
How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn’t even on the blockchain?
Well I for one am perfectly convinced that patient TX45788288 is clean and free of drugs. Of course, I don’t really know who that is. Probably isn’t Musk though. Even if it is, I’m quite sure that he could easily find someone to piss in a cup for him for a million or so. Hell, I hate the dirt bag and I would have done it for a million bucks.
Also, I would never impute the integrity of Jennifer Taylor of Fastest Labs of South Austin, but I think maybe her boss should check to see if she suddenly jumped into a new tax bracket.
“Well, Mr. Musk, you’re not on drugs but you are pregnant.”
The fact that you can conceive if paying someone $1M to pee in a cup is how I can tell you’re not rich. If you were, it would have been a few thousand at most but more likely to be a threat of some sort to compel the other person to help you.
Why pay a milion? Just make his kid piss in the cup, he already carries the poor thing with him everywhere.
You know how some people carry water bottles with them all the time? Same thing with musk and that kid. He just decants it when he needs fluids.
Not to mention that the drugs he’s accused of abusing don’t usually stay in your system for a long time.
Specifically urine. I’d love for hair and blood tests like those that get fucked by the “war on drugs” go through
Can you expound on this?
Sure. Ketamine, shrooms, and molly (or MDMA) were the primary substances the inside sources claimed he was abusing over the last year.
Shrooms never show up on a urine test, as far as I’m aware. Ketamine and MDMA only remain detectable in urine for a week or two, sometimes as long as a month for those with really high BMI, very low activity levels, or a slow metabolism. So, he’d simply have to stop taking drugs for a couple weeks and he’d likely piss clean. This test wouldn’t disprove any of the claims that he was rampantly abusing drugs during Trump’s campaign or while “working/consulting” at DOGE (he only left government “service” a few weeks ago).
Besides all of that, there are tons of ways to easily defeat a urine drug test. You can literally walk into just about any headshop (stores that sell devices to smoke marijuana, e.g. bowls, vapes, bongs, etc) and they will almost certainly sell fake penises that come preloaded with “fake urine” that can pass a drug test. You wear the fake penis contraption like a garter belt under your boxers/underwear and when you go in for the urine test, you simply aim the fake penis into the cup and use whichever method that product has for dispensing its contents.
And that is just one method for getting around urine tests. The bottom line: There is literally no reason anyone should accept this “evidence” as proof that Elon Musk is not abusing drugs.
Thank you, that’s very interesting!
June 11th, we’ll have to check his tweets on that date during that time.
This is the petty internet i know and love.
Yep, the nazi deserves it.
the shithead smoked pot on a podcast, and he expects people to believe this?
Do you think a person who smoked pot on a podcast is unable to pass a drug screening in the future?
No, and I didn’t say that.
No, but they aren’t drug free either. There is literally evidence for that.
I once saw someone try to say he didn’t inhale as a defense for him. What the fuck is wrong with people trying to defend this fucking nazi.
Where do you think he got the pee?
Great, now you made me think of Elon’s mutilated dong.
Ugh.
wtf why is that what you thought about? now I thought about it.
Since this is Elon we’re talking about, I figure his kid/bodyarmor.
one of his wage slaves forced to work on threat of their visa getting nullified
Most of these drugs are pretty much undetectable after abstaining for a few days. Big deal. Negative cannabis use surprised me a little but he probably left it behind when he picked up his ketamine binge. That said who the hell advertises their test results like this wtf?
Assuming that he actually has been tested, or that this is his test results would be a mistake, regardless of whether he is on drugs or not. The man is as pathological a liar as Trump.
He has an army of neglected kids, do you really think he would stop using for a few days to use his own urine?
If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.
Oh great, a screenshot posted by the guy known to pay people to pretend to be him being good at games, who has spent the last few years— damn I mean the last few months, trying to see whether he can set the bar higher for destroying net worth or the lives of uncountable people all over the world.
New meme template just dropped.
So, he’s just naturally that stupid and weird?!?!
Can we overlook the potential fact that he’s not on drugs and focus on him admitting that he acts the way he acts WITHOUT drugs as an excuse?
So he’s like Beavis and Butt-Head. Even when they drink non-alcoholic beer they still act drunker than most drunks.
Fr is the crazy all natty
