This was the worst joke on Reddit I’m so glad it came with…
YeS BuT YoU SpEaK EnGlIsH!
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You speak English because it’s the only language you know.
I speak English because it’s the only language you know.
We are not the same.
Oh come on. There can’t possibly be that many people outside the US right?
Well, you have Mexico, European Mexico and The Surrenders.
Well, there are at least twelve of us
proof? please link sources
Woah hold your horses there bossman. You and the guy in OPs post. You got a way to go before you can back that claim of “at least” up!
How sure are we that u/colmear isn’t just an alt of OP? It could be just OP claiming they don’t live in the US!
Your right. I’m such a fool! There’s no hope!
Okay let’s count. There’s you, there’s me. That makes two already… ehm who else?
Why didn’t they just say “in all states…” puzzles me. What other states can we be talking about?
The US isn’t the only country in the world with states.
Post is probably fake. Anyone that thought they were talking to another American WOULD just say 50 States, or all the States.
I reckon someone is using multiple accounts so they can “murder” something to make a point. I’m surprised they didn’t throw some metric stuff in their to really throttle the pretentiousness.
All countries are states, and a good handful or so countries are federations which call their largest constituencies states, so Germany for example has states, as does Malaysia, as does Australia.
Edit: just reading now that there’s no consensus on what a state is exactly, so, fuck knows.
Your neighbour, Mexico, has states for one.
Yeah, but no one actually lives there, right? And if they do, they’re certainly not on the internet.
Most countries do.
Is that true? Why does Canada have provinces and territories anyway?
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Literally DOZENS.
The GOP is actively fighting to raise the voting age too.
I know it’s not the point of the post but in what way is that ballsy and sincere? There has to be a name for this kind of post, it’s either a gross glorification of a completely uninteresting interaction, or just completely made up because it sounds… I don’t know, heartwarming or something?
Considering the price of drinks at some pubs it sounds true to me. Not something that one generally does but I can definitely see a teenager trying to get their money back
US states
United states states?
United States states, yeah that makes sense. States within the boundaries of the United States. How else would you say it? If you just say “states” it doesn’t necessarily clarify them to be American states but could be ones in other countries.
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It doesn’t need to be excused as it is already justified.
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Americentrism isn’t a nationality.
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This OP is clearly not based on any kind of sincere or constructive criticism of the US.
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Arrêtez de parler anglais à ces abrutis… ils s’habituent.
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Καλά τά λες
speak american!
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Pero mi español no es bastante bueno y mi francés es peor.
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gewoon lekker nederlands praten dan ouwe rukker
Men hvad nu hvis de ikke kan?
Sorry buddy, the 21 years drinking age is international law per the rules-based order you agreed to.
“murder”
Ok, I’m getting some reports about potentially xenophobic comments and insults in this thread. I’d like to remind everyone to be nice and abide by the rules. I’m going to lock the thread now because I’m the only mod and I need to go to sleep. Have a good weekend everyone, and remember, it’s just a stupid post on the internet.
There are 3 countries in the world. The United States, Alaska, and Hawaii.
Alaska is up north so it’s in Canada you idiot
Isn’t Canada a State?
You’re thinking the state of seasonal depression
whaddaya mean, the united states is the entire world!
hell, look at every alien sighting and you have your proof.
just, yknow, ignore the 7.7 billion other people on the planet
Then how the bloody hell are we supposed to leave?!
you just gotta double think even harder
They didn’t read the fine print from 1945
That’s because the rest of us just blame it on CIA weather balloons
Funny, I’m an American and I also blame it on the military industrial complex.
Specifically, fucking planes and now drones.
Are they as good or better than regular planes?
They’re extremely sexy. You can’t say they’re not.
Call me vanilla, but I’ve never wanted to have sex with a plane or a drone.
Now, if you want to talk about missiles… I don’t know what it is, but awww yeah!
I have never thought about the alien sighting thing. Are they really all or mostly in the US?
The vast majority. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/ufo-sightings-by-country
One could certainly note that America also spends by far the most on things like stealth bombers and fighters, or that the most common types of sightings oh-so-coincidentally end up matching the profiles of those stealth planes once they become common knowledge.
I don’t remember where I read it (this was years ago) but The US had purposely experimented during the cold war with making people think they’ve seen ufo’s to gauge their reactions and to feed the frenzy to make russia think they have more tech than they actually do.
I’ve read they do this with our own military too so they can gauge the reaction of military personnel elsewhere in the world without exposing them to our secret technology. I’m like 99% sure that’s what all the recent UFO video stuff was that had been circling the Internet.
a good 80% easily
