Oh man you had me until I read the page name.
You had me until I read this comment.
It took me two or three more tries after reading this comment.
It took me until coming back the next day
I had to double check after I read this comment.
This is like that “OneTimeIDreamt” account on Tumblr(?maybe).
Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.
Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?
Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.
Try the ones at the bowling alley. They might fit there.
I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)
Slips into the basketball
His ball of choice is likely a bit smaller than a golf ball. Should fit fine. Might need a stepladder.
Wasn’t that how some guy earned a Darwin award?
Unless it’s covered in shit, why would you wash it?
I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?
The neighbors dog is usually pretty interested.
Just smear a little peanut butter on your balls, and the neighbor’s dog will lick them thoroughly.
Yep i definitely missed the basketball reference.
Really wondering like did they just not dry afterwards?
asdf
In the advanced class, we use orbital sanders.
Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.
Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round
No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway
Well, you certainly want to wash them if you let kids lick your balls, but otherwise agreed.
Sometimes I’m attracted to men. Sometimes I read this shit. There is no overlap.
Have you seen the subreddit in the screenshot?
Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.
My hands after touching the ball… Never again
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Wow I don’t miss that place. Thanks for the reminder - Lemmy is not perfect, but it sure ain’t that.
Did you read the subreddit, or you just don’t like this kind of humor? Because I don’t think this kinda humor is below Lemmy or anything.
Lol I completely did not. Whoosh.
Isn’t it funny some humans get stuck with brains that won’t let them make a comment like this
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Reminds me of an old joke about a golfer who was so dumb he broke his leg when he fell off the ball washer.
Which leg?
