Bahahaha.

No, it was a bird. Flew away.

Vlog bros are my heroes.

Sometimes simple is best.

Twitter might as well be 4chan with how heavily I avoid that site now.

A number seven lawge

C

Next you’re gonna tell me Santa is fake! Don’t take my fun!

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Too close to April fools, I need confirmation

Fuck this “manliness” bullshit. Wear a skirt. Punch anyone who makes a thing of it. You do you, boss and you do it to be happy with yourself. Nobody else gets to decide that. Nobody.

Where does that rediculous amount of money go anyway, advertising usually? I’d like kids to have school lunches and healthcare please.

“Where [is] evil? It’s that large part of every man that wants to hate without limit, that wants to hate with God on its side.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

The hero we deserved

Oh he’s just an idiot. It’s a saying I live by so Nazis don’t get to touch it. I wonder how many Tesla’s exist in my town…

Then he should do it. Show just how incompetent he is that he has to keep breaking things just to get an inch. Arrest all the little minions that run around for them and make them waste their time.

I don’t know what’s happening everywhere else but I’m joining protests in my area when they pop up. It really isn’t being reported to diminish dissent

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

Certainly a number of us

Wait a minute