When I go to people’s houses, their toilet paper area never seems to have as much of that goddamn dust all over the place. Is it my toilet paper? I swear even when I clean, there’s a film of that stuff that comes up all over the toilet and behind the toilet. Am I doing something wrong?
Edit: I have a bidet. You still need to dry your ass and vulva with a bidet. Guests still want toilet paper. Now I’m more concerned - do y’all not have toilet paper just because you have a bidet?? It’s not safe to leave your ass moist!
Sounds like it’s a brand issue though but my partner is unwilling to switch from the ultra soft whatever we have so I guess I’m SOL.
I replaced the toilet paper with a bidet, no more dust.
You don’t need toilet paper to dry your bum off?
I walk like zoidberg until it is dry.
Nah. I just do little twerk and it shakes all the dribbles off.
Please elaborate. What does the clean up process look like if you use no paper at all?
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I was also surprised how well it works, but you genuinely just sploosh water with a mild bit of pressure at it and it comes off.
I’ve been using a hand-operated travel bidet, which is basically just a squeeze bottle with a nozzle, and that still gets me perfectly clean. Definitely much cleaner than with toilet paper.
You know those pressure washer videos where they clean sidewalks? Like that, but it is your poop shoot being cleaned.
Air compressor. Just have to be careful not to blow your anus off.
Sounds like the kind of thing that could get you a Darwin Award.
Everyone wipes down their bathrooms before company comes over, and lives with a layer of TP dust and pubes the rest of the time.
Enter the
matrixdeveloped world
You still need to wipe after using a bidet. Whether you’re wiping water off your butt or poop, I highly doubt in either case anyone is using that towel on their face afterwards, so it’s moot. You’re either keeping poo towels or you’re wiping with paper that gets flushed with the poo. If you think the former is more developed then so be it, but my diet doesn’t necessitate power washing my asshole after pooping and keeping poo towels is a non-starter for me.
I’m just spreading the
cheekswordAnd I’m just being cheeky
I don’t understand these things. All I’ve ever tried to use are waaayy too strong and cause water to splash everywhere. I do have an under-the-toilet-seat one and I like that very much, butI never got the hand of the handheld ones
ah I’ve yet to try the integrated ones ! Regarding the flow, I guess it should be controlled somewhere upstream
The bum gun does take some practice.
You pretty much shuffle forward a little, position the BG behind the disaffected area, at an obtuse angle to your sphincter, ease on, I mean really ease on the gas until you can confirm that all splash is going down into the bowl, finally you can really pucker up and hit it.
The thing is… you still need some TP to dry off after.
I needed the laugh this brought on 😂. Spot on tutorial on how to bidet correctly 👍
The thing about the ones I’ve tried is that they all did either go full blast or not at all
Omg this happened to me for the first time with the last batch of toilet paper I got. It was from target. I never had that happen before that!
Got toilet paper from aldi this time and thank god it is better.
Never heard of such a thing. I’d try different brands, does not sound normal that the paper would shed.
But I think just about every bathroom would get regular dust buildup pretty quickly especially if it’s a flat (not a house) where one of the only outward air vents would usually be there.
Just mentioning that because a lot of people don’t seem to clean their bathroom floors — or other surfaces for that matter, that aren’t the actual toilet seat or the faucet — all that regularly. We’ve just recently had this talk with a friend of mine who’s a bachelor and was complaining about how his bathroom is somehow built wrong or faulty because it gets so dusty so quickly, and used ours as an example of how easy we have it because his would need constant cleaning to look similarly decent.
Had to tell them that unfortunately we are cleaning it, out of this very same necessity, very frequently and that’s the only reason it looks like it does as opposed to theirs…
Just a thought: Maybe others just clean it more often and that’s why there isn’t dust visible. You’d be a visitor on other peoples’ homes, so they very likely do some extra scrubbing right before you visit. Maybe you just don’t happen to see the place as it is in an average day, if not actively and frequently kept clean, and that’s why you think others don’t have the same buildup. You witness your bathroom every single day after all, others only occasionally.
I lick it clean every morning. Isn’t that what everyone does?
Get out, don’t forget to wipe
I do lines of TP
Dogs. I let my 12 dogs do the licking.
I plead guilty to laziness.
Switch brands.
Yeah, thanks, it sounds like you’re right since people using other brands don’t seem to have this issue. My partner is extremely particular about this brand of TP though so I guess I’m just gonna have to live with it.
Unless it’s an allergy issue just get something else and put it in the old bag. I did this with dish soap until others admitted the store brand at half the cost worked just as well… they couldn’t deny it as they’d been happily using it for months without complaint.
Couldn’t you just buy other toilet paper and leave his dusty roll for his use only?
I have that too. I just wipe it with microfibre wipes every few weeks and before guests come over.
This guy doesn’t even know about the three seashells!!!
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Spray, air dry, heated seat. It’s only 3 buttons to figure out.
Dust? What?
Personally I think the bidet is the problem - you aren’t going through tp quickly enough. It has more time to fall apart.
All I got is try other brands and clean more often.
While you say your partner is unwilling to switch, there are still multiple ultra soft brands. For example I’ve switched from Charmin Ultrasoft to Kirkland (Costco). It seems just as soft, but it has less dust, its individual sheets are bigger, and it’s cheaper
Yeah, that dust is getting on your vulva, I have a bidet too. I prefer papers that are similar to scotts, where there is no dust. That extra soft stuff is aweful.
I’d buy what I wanted and just use it myself if my husband cared.
I clean my bathroom.
Fuck off.
I knew this would be here.
Q: “How do I clean my bathroom?”
A: “I clean my bathroom you dirty pleb”
Yes. If your bathroom is dirty, the solution is to clean it. Glad you recognize that. I hope you can put that knowledge to good use.
OP provided a picture. It’s just a dirty bathroom.
The consensus throughout this post is that its the brand of TP.
OP had a problem about cleaning, asked a question, received an answer, and know knows the solution which will enable them to clean their toilet.
You’re here trying to shame someone for asking a question about cleaning.
Use Izal paper.
Little bit of spray cleaner and a cotton rag.
I’ve never seen this.
