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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

Kevin doesn't share though

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Kevin doesn't share though

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    I was always told it was for condoms but I have 4 kids so I wouldn’t know

    • @[email protected]
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      Man your wife’s boyfriend is fertile

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      • @[email protected]
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        10•2 years ago

        Virile

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          And fertile

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    Guitar picks, little known fact!

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Key fob for keyless entry to my car.

  • sky
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    13•2 years ago

    Airpods!

    • Hovenko
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      3•2 years ago

      THIS

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    It is literally called a “coin pocket”. smh

    • @[email protected]
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      33•2 years ago

      “The small pocket in jeans, often referred to as the “watch pocket” or “coin pocket,” was originally designed to hold pocket watches. Nowadays, it’s commonly used for carrying small items like coins, keys, or other small objects.”

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        How many people using pocket watches have you come across this year?

        Maybe we should bring that back! I never liked wrist watches.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Isn’t a phone essentually a pocket watch though?

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 years ago

            Probably. But it doesn’t fit in my coin pocket yet.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          deleted by creator

        • SmokeyDope
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          4•2 years ago

          I really like pocket watches and have tried them out. Skeleton pocket watches are beautiful but kind of hard to read. Main issue is that they are usually mechanically spring powered which requires proper winding technique and doing it frequently.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          My phone stays in my pocket and has a clock so, I mean… kinda?

        • LifeBandit666
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          3•2 years ago

          I carry an electronic pocket watch everywhere i go. It’s replaced the wrist watch for me. It’s too big to fit in that pocket though, that’s where i keep my weed.

      • @[email protected]
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        15•2 years ago

        Glad to see at least someone knows their historical facts. Pocket watch pocket indeed.

  • @[email protected]
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    Earbud case. Can bust them out and drown out some screaming children in seconds.

  • Coskii
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    3•2 years ago

    A half used carpenters pencil is what mine finds itself being used for most often. New ones stab my side and if they’re too short they just get lost in there.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Gut a piece of electric wire and use the insulation as an extension so it’ll still stick out from your pocket. That’s what I’ve always done

  • Norgur
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    2•2 years ago

    My entrance card from work fits perfectly in there with it’s little plastic housing.

  • BigDaddySlim
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    Ravioli, ravioli

    What’s in the pocketoli

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    It’s obviously for your lighter.

  • netburnr
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    4•2 years ago

    It’s where your keyfob goes.

  • @[email protected]
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    36•2 years ago

    Let me help you younguns. Its a watch pocket. Back in the day when jeans were invented men had pocket watches,

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      No, it’s a pocket for Kevin.

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      21•2 years ago

      You can’t possibly be old enough to remember that

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        23•2 years ago

        No, but I’m old enough to remember my granddad called it and have the railroad watch he used to carry there. He was an engineer and the trains ran on time. Interesting how long the design lasted.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Turns out, there’s a ton of good uses for a small pocket.

        • LifeBandit666
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          5•2 years ago

          I read somewhere that Trains was the reason time ran on time.

          As in, before trains “Mid-day” was a different time wherever you went, it was just the time that the church rang the bell. Sure it was around midday because the sun was up there right at the top, but it wasn’t exactly midday.

          Then the trains came along and they had timetables. To start with they could leave one station a quarter past twelve and arrive at the next one at 5 to twelve, so they had to synchronise the time over the whole line, so that’s why time runs on time.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    Chris (Simpsons Artist) is the best!

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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      I love his stuff, but I also get that it’s not for everyone.

      • monsterpiece42
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        2•2 years ago

        Do you know the name of this comic? Found it once but have never had luck since.

        • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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          It’s Chris (Simpsons Artist)

          • monsterpiece42
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            2•2 years ago

            Be damned lol. Thanks.

            • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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              Oh whoops, I thought this was a parent comment and was replying from my inbox. Haha, I wasn’t trying to troll.

              • monsterpiece42
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                2•2 years ago

                All good, in fairness that was specifically stated earlier, I just don’t think to take it literally. I appreciate the answer either way.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Why not? Everyone likes ravioli.

        • @[email protected]
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          Not me. I don’t like ravioli.

          hides crossed fingers in tiny pocket

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    It’s also great for knives and flashlights

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      You are going to hurt kevin

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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        1•2 years ago

        Without the flashlight, it’s too dark for Kevin.

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST
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    10•2 years ago

    Kevin keeps stealing my fucking ravioli tho

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      He’s a hungry lil guy

      • FARTYSHARTBLAST
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        3•2 years ago

        Kevin is a ravenous ravioloi beast whose foodlust shall not be slaked.

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