If she’s anything like my cats, eating plastic bags, probably.
Our cats must share the same braincell! Last month she ate an edge off my math text book lol
Did she get smarter?
Fish and chips, but mostly fish.
Electric sheep?
Muuuurderrr… it’s always murder with cats.
I was going to say “flying”, but yeah. It’s murder. Always.
They might be dreaming of flying but I reckon there’d still be a high murder content.
How to take over the world!
A large mouse made of tuna.
The mouse has a necklace made of those tiny plastic ties to close packets.
At the end of the necklace there is a crinkly ball with catnip inside it.
The mouse is on top of a stupid bird with a tiny sign saying “the cat is smarter and more agile than us idiots birds”.
The whole scene is pictured under a blanket with human feet to attack.
