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Stamets [Mirror] to [email protected]English •
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This must be what a stroke feels like

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This must be what a stroke feels like

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Stamets [Mirror] to [email protected]English •
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Why did I feel compelled to do this?

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  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    This reads just like “bad” starwars prequel memes

  • @[email protected]
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    15•2 years ago

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTrXBWx5uw

    • Nailbar
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      No subtitles available for video. What were they saying?

      I only know a little German, and he refuses to help.

      • sverit
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        She talks about the technical errors she made while performing and he says that it is a difficult piece and that the audience surely had not noticed.

    • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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      7•2 years ago

      Utterly fucking cursed.

      Have an upvote.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Angryupvote

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    That audio works, you could dub an entire episode and I’d enjoy it

    • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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      4•2 years ago

      Thanks! If I got paid to do readings of audiobooks or something I’d be so happy.

  • @[email protected]
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    30•2 years ago

    I’m sorry but the correct wording would be “To baldy go”

    • @[email protected]
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      15•2 years ago

      He’s still my favorite Captain, bald or not!

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    Maybe it’s for a Starprise Party.

    • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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      Oh you go straight to hell. Do not pass go and do not collect $200.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 years ago

        Anyone have a get out of hell card?

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          Ask B’Elanna

        • @[email protected]
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          8•2 years ago

          They have a work release program. Basically unpaid, bad hours, “experience pays for itself” etc bs but that’s Enterships. At least they have lots of cake and look good on resumes.

  • NumbersCanBeFun
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    I know a redditor who has that username. Maybe the cake was for them? They are a huge Trekkie after all. Their username is /u/starprizeentership.

    It’s VERY likely it’s just a coincidence but I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow none the less 😅

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    https://youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk?si=Q7yk8KseLBVcOLzF but Star Trek

    • yukichigai
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      Or literally this :3

  • The Giant Korean
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    Live wrong and perspire

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      I know this well!

      (I live in Florida.)

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Star Hope: A New War

  • @[email protected]
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    25•2 years ago

    Last Time on Space Trek: The Next Crew “Contact Spacefleet Command. Let them know our situation.” says Commander Jean-Will Crusher, a German who speaks in a weirdly British accent, talking to helmsman Geordi la Troi. “Counselor Picard, what’s our situation?” he asks to Deanna Picard, the half Human half Vulcan counselor. “Captain, the crew of the Entership-C cannae take anymore! I suggest you give them a break,”

    • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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      12•2 years ago

      This… this hurt. This hurt so much to read.

      Thanks. I hate it.

  • @[email protected]
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    Starprise Enterskia.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    For maximal effect, read this while listening to the Animated Series theme. It’s like the TOS theme played sideways.

    TAS on YouTube

  • @[email protected]
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    Prepare for an interstellar joyride with ‘Starprise Entership’! Our zany crew is boldly bumbling through the universe, causing alien side-eye and cosmic giggles. If laughter’s the final frontier, we’ve already won the space race. Tune in for warp-speed hilarity!

  • Dharma Curious
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    7•2 years ago

    The attached audio is absolutely amazing. I think I’m in love.

    • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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      Sh… should I start running?

      • Dharma Curious
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        Oh shit is that actually you? You have an awesome sense of humor. When you cracked up at the end was fantastic.

        • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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          Yep. That indeed be me. That’s what I meant by the caption too, the ‘why did I feel compelled to do this’. Complete urge to do so. I enjoyed it and I’m glad you did too. Was pretty hard to fuckin keep it together. Also took me like 20 takes because I kept saying the things correctly instead of incorrectly.

          • Dharma Curious
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            That’s fantastic. You’ve got a great voice for this kind of stuff, too.

            • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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              Awww, thanks. I appreciate it <3

              • Dharma Curious
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                Anytime! Long live and prosperous, friend

                • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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                  🖖

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