• bringleborper
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    32 years ago

    You’ll never guess what I put in the tea you just drank. N i g h t y n i g h t…

  • WtfEvenIsExistence1️
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    2 years ago

    Lmao. I remember once freaking out when I was trying to sleep because I saw a “monster” in the closet. It’s just damn clothes. 😠 Can’t believe I got afraid of clothes.

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      2 years ago

      Maybe the monster just turns back into clothes when the light’s on. You barely escaped.

    • @[email protected]
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      152 years ago

      Part of becoming an adult is going from
      “Oh no there’s a monster in the closet.”
      to “Maybe I should get up and check, I’m sure my mind is just playing tricks on me”
      to finally “Even if theres a monster, I don’t care, I’m too tired.”

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        112 years ago

        Ah, I see you haven’t reached the “it might be nice if the monster gets me while I’m asleep . . .” phase of your life yet.