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  • @[email protected]
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    42 years ago

    What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs?

    Whatever you want. He’s not going to come anyways.

  • Melkath
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    82 years ago

    What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, lying in front of the door?

    Matt.

    • TrinityTek
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      52 years ago

      Wrong, that’s Bob.

      What do you call the same man in the hot tub?

      Stew.

  • @[email protected]
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    42 years ago

    What do you call a man in the water with no arms and no legs, no boat and no other ability to swim or float?

    “The drowning victim”