• Adkml [he/him]
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      282 years ago

      Also if that’s untreated sheet metal, which it sure looks like and has duct tape on it so wouldn’t surprise me, you’ll actually be able to hear the salt eating holes in your vehicle in real time in the winter.

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    Hideous as fuck.

    The DeLorean from Back to the Future at least had some charm and creative design.

    This shit here just looks like what’d happen if you put the DeLorean into Blender and decimated the polys down to PS1 levels michael-laugh

    This shit box is just a tin toy coffin on wheels.

    • uralsolo [he/him]
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      The DeLorean from Back to the Future

      You know the DeLorean came before Back to the Future, right?

      DeLorean himself is basically what would happen if a guy tried to do what Musk did in the auto industry without being able to use a government carbon credit program to essentially get bankrolled by the rest of the auto industry. He pissed everyone off, delivered a subpar car that looked unique, then got busted for cocaine trafficking (though he was found not guilty by way of police entrapment) and went bankrupt.

      It’s a sick as hell car though, I would love a modern, electric version.

      • sicklemode [they/them]
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        You know the DeLorean came before Back to the Future, right?

        I actually did not know this. Thanks for telling me. I never see any on the road so I wasn’t aware they were a thing before the movie.

        It’s a sick as hell car though, I would love a modern, electric version.

        Agreed. It would be a treat.

        • uralsolo [he/him]
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          22 years ago

          So I just learned after posting this that DMC is back and they’re literally making exactly that, but at $125K I guess I’ll just have to be satisfied with my Chevy Volt lmao.

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        282 years ago

        Omfg no way i didn’t see that 😱

        Do you think his stupid internal email about micron accuracy or whatever was because he saw this fucking thing and realised he’d fucked up lmao.

        • Egon [they/them]
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          I don’t think Elon has ever realized that he’s fucked up, it’s other people. But yeah, I think he saw the memes mocking teslas quality, then he saw this, then he got mad at other people for failing him

          • Tastysnack [she/her]
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            Man if only his cars didn’t randomly drive off and kill people or burst into flames then he could concentrate on the real issues like a ugly ass car.

  • very_poggers_gay [they/them]
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    So any imperfection in the metal (e.g., poor manufacturing; dings, dents, chips, etc.) will be super blaringly obvious on these trucks, right? Like, maybe they’ll look ‘good’ during their first week or when you’re in light that doesn’t produce hard shadows or reflections, but it’s gotta be a steep and almost immediate decline thereafter?

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      Like, maybe they’ll look ‘good’ during their first week or when you’re in light that doesn’t produce hard shadows or reflections

      Cybertruck: the best looking vehicle for people who live in a PS1 video game engine.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      322 years ago

      They’ve rolled a duct taped prototype out to a car expo before and allowed everybody in the crowd to film it, i don’t see why this wouldn’t be real.

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    Guess I’m in the minority that actually likes this. I hate washing my car and I hate the maintenance of gas cars. I literally dgaf about what it looks like. I’ve never cared. Probably why I drive a beat-up Nissan leaf. Can it haul my shit around and go 400+ miles on charge? From what I’ve read, it’s got a 6ft bed with added space in the frunk (or whatever they call that). If they can make that for under $50k, they’ll have plenty of people buying it. These release candidate builds aren’t meant to be final products. Now, if it looks like this when they deliver to customers, then people should complain.

    • neo [he/him]
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      312 years ago

      I’m looking forward to the inexplicable pressure implosion at 1 atm