Keeping programming as far away from my relationships as possible.
Instead, I distract them with the fact that I’m a pretty damned good cook and know where the best hole in the wall restaurants are.
Knowing how to cook is the meta.
Sweet Baby Ray’s?
Naming a release code name after him/her?
Thank you for correcting my life in many ways, here’s the cumulative bugfix release:
FreddyCLI 1.1.3 [Lisa]
Turns out Lisa has a crippling bug that bricks your computer.
Why do you think I named it after that bitch! Lol
Might be odd, depending on your current system.
GeDoSaTo 0.21.2310 “How Could Hell Be Any Worse”
I send my wife code she has nfi idea about but knows I’m proud so she pretends to be impressed.
I win her heart over by making life much easier through technology and handling all that shit. When she can grab a PS4 controller, hit start, and sit on the couch, she knows not all ladies get their TV and sound system on, all inputs adjusted, game mode set, and Nintendo Switch home screen come up ready to launch Zelda.
“Babe, I could IFTTT the lights to drop to a gaming atmosphere and have your phone go into DND mode if you want. Just let me know.”
SPLOOOOOOSH
I am jealous of your wife
Mine isn’t impressed with stuff like that. It’s been like that since we’re together. It’s the normal.
These days she just rolls her eyes when another new thing gets automated.
Just take it away for a week.
Makes me wonder if one of you are a smooth operator while the other is the captain of the jank tank.
Well, that would be nice…
The GNU kernel was not originally supposed to be called the Hurd. Its original name was Alix—named after the woman who was my sweetheart at the time. She, a Unix system administrator, had pointed out how her name would fit a common naming pattern for Unix system versions; as a joke, she told her friends, “Someone should name a kernel after me.” I said nothing, but decided to surprise her with a kernel named Alix.
0xCAFEBABE
I thought of you when i made this AI.
MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf “Monty” Widenius’ kids
Imagine running out of ideas before having named one after every kid. Now that would be awkward.
Never in a million years would I have guessed MySQL was named after a person. This is a fun bit of trivia I was awkwardly work into a conversation at some point.
His first kid was called „My“?
Apparently. Finns are and odd bunch.
My
- The Finnish author Tove Marika Jansson (1914 - 2001) invented this name for her stories about the Mumin troll (Moomin Trolls). Lilla My (Little My) lives with the Mumin family. She is so small that she can sit in the family’s milk jug. My gives expression to a most destructive turn of mind. She is totally disrespectful and can be very aggressive but has nevertheless an extremely positive attitude to life. Sometimes, she may even demonstrate a kind of careless friendliness - when it suits her.
- My is also the name of the 12th letter in the Greek alphabeth.
- Creative Spelling of Mi (see Mia)
That or SQL
Little Bobby Tables
Nah, he was named Sequel in the hopes he’d both benefit from and be crushed by expectations
My partner programmed me a birthday card, so the programming flirt is real.
How does that work? Asking for a friend
Console.WriteLine(“Happy Birthday!”);
Simple and effective!
I was thinking more along the lines of the Linux business card withglorious Hanna Montana Linuxa “happy birthday” Plymouth themeWow that is crazy that it runs Linux and is less than $3, that guy would put the executives from the scene in American Psycho to shame with that business card.
What I had in mind was a program with a GUI that had text, some images and you can click through the pages and maybe do something else. I suppose you could pull off something similar to what you linked with a compact arduino-type device, some kind of flat 5v battery and maybe an e-paper display that you can print scrolling text to and maybe a little graphic. I suppose not very similar to what you linked, but would be cool in its own right
that guy would put the executives from the scene in American Psycho to shame with that business card.
Omg, clever idea, gotta save it for making it in the future lol.
We’ve got a project on our hands with what you described! I’m too hardwareless for that though :(
A few ideas:
- a web page with beautiful CSS and possible animation
- LaTeX, for those into BDSM
- a game engine for an interactive “card”
These are actually pretty sweet
- LaTeX, for those into BDSM
Ooo, are you compiling that by hand? Kinky~
You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
I bet they’ve broken up since
Had tons of kids though. Have you met the buntu family?
The word “Debian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name
Debra must be so pissed by now
“I’m sorry you merged WHAT upstream? No I don’t care if there’s a new glibc out there, the one we have works just fine.”
This explains a lot.
“Later ex-wife” is like three tenses of information at once.
Peak efficiency
Literally came here to say this lol
This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I’m a odd girl.
var LogicGate = map[string]string{ "OR": "OR", "AND": "AND", "NOT": "NOT", "NOR": "NOR", "NAND": "NOR", "XOR": "XOR", } func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) { _, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)] if ok { return true } else { return false } } func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) { inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ") var phrase1 strings.Builder var phrase2 stringa.Builder var gateString string for word := range inSplit { if isLogicGate(word) { if len(gateString) < 1{ gateString = word } else { phrase2.WriteString(word) } } else { if len(gateString) < 1{ phrase1.WriteString(word) } else { phrase2.WriteString(word) } } } boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String()) boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String()) switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) { case "OR": return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil case "AND": return (boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2), nil case "NOT": return (!boolPhrase2), nil case "NOR": return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil case "NAND": return (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2) case "XOR": orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2) nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2)) return (orRes && nandRes), nil default: return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString) } } func main(){ answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.") if err != nil { fmt.Println(err) } fmt.Println(answer) }
You make want to cry, when are we marrying?
I want a divorce
Sorry, merge conflict :(
isLogicGate is not used. Maybe you mean to place it in “isGate” in the stringAsGateLogic for loop’s if statement?
Thank you. That’s what I get for writing a drawn-out shitpost program on my phone over several hours while away from home, instead of in a few minutes in vim.
Speaking of, Vim is actually quite easy to set up on Android. Simply download Termux from F-Droid (the version of Termux on Google Play is severely out of date) and
pkg install vim
(ornvim
if you prefer). (Also, full aarch64 linux terminal on non-rooted Android, woo!) Using Vim with an onscreen keyboard is agonizing, of course, but it does work (Termux provides the Ctrl and Esc keys). The F-Droid app Unexpected Keyboard is a recommended addition – it’s an alternative on-screen keyboard with no predictive text and swiping to the corners of each key for alternate symbols. It makes using Vim on a touchscreen at least moderately less painful.
if ok { return true } else { return false }
Why?
Idiomatic Go way of checking for the presence of a key in a map.
Sorry, Hungarian notation is not beautiful.
Fair.
From one odd girl to another, I think both can be true
I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend
“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”
The variable’s name: x
Because you’re generic and everyone’s initialized you at some point
Everybody’s init? Sounds just like her
smooth 👍
“Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”
Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
Damn son save some for the rest of us.
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;
Pay for dinner
lmfao savage
This man fights in the shade.
For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
I’m surprised and upset Linus doesn’t use ISO8601 formatting for his magic numbers. Maybe there’s more entropy reversing them?
I need to get on Linus’ level. I’ve never written a function with an argument called
magic2
.