Name software after their daughters (MySQL/MariaDB)
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Debian too!
Deb & Ian
Deborah*
“Debra”
Deb is short for both spellings.
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Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though.
What’s the story behind Reiserfs?
Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home.
But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel.
Goddamn, I didn’t see that coming
(poor taste joke)
I guess she won’t be reising from the dead
and MySql, believe it or not
(well, it’s his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one)
Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql?
At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in “MySQL” (my sequel) would be “my child”, but… nope “My” is literally his daughter’s name
And we can’t forget MariaDB
There’s also a MaxDB named after his son, guy’s a genius.
Flysequel
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I thought Siri was an existing third-party app and Apple just acquired the company and built it into the OS.
I work for an international conglomerate. One of our major pieces of internal software is SUSAN named after the guys wife. I’ll never remember his name, but his wife will always be in my mind
Yours too? She gets around
Microsoft too believe it or not.
On-Line Systems was renamed Sierra On-Line in 1982, and moved to Oakhurst, California.[6] The “Sierra” name was taken from the Sierra Nevada mountain range that Oakhurst was near
- Wikipedia page for Sierra Entertainment
You may be thinking of the fact that it was founded by a married couple, Ken and Roberta Williams, with the latter being among the first prominent female game designers.
Photoshop too believe it or not.
Lol what?
Just like debian. Photo and Shop
When light kissed the building amidst of the darkness of this grim world, I literally cried, better love story than Twilight
Suse too believe it or not.
I made my wife a magic mirror.
Naming variables after loved ones. Stephanie += 1 Stephanie/bob = Jeff
If Jeff == Stephanie: Jerome(Stevens)
duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had “wendy filters”… which were essentially ‘my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit’… but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature ‘wendy filters’
DEADB33F
Me being creative with IPV6 addresses 🤪
face:b00c::1
You should get a different nickname for your partner.
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CAFEBABE
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My partner programmed me a birthday card, so the programming flirt is real.
How does that work? Asking for a friend
A few ideas:
- a web page with beautiful CSS and possible animation
- LaTeX, for those into BDSM
- a game engine for an interactive “card”
These are actually pretty sweet
- LaTeX, for those into BDSM
Ooo, are you compiling that by hand? Kinky~
Console.WriteLine(“Happy Birthday!”);
Simple and effective!
I was thinking more along the lines of the Linux business card withglorious Hanna Montana Linuxa “happy birthday” Plymouth themeWow that is crazy that it runs Linux and is less than $3, that guy would put the executives from the scene in American Psycho to shame with that business card.
What I had in mind was a program with a GUI that had text, some images and you can click through the pages and maybe do something else. I suppose you could pull off something similar to what you linked with a compact arduino-type device, some kind of flat 5v battery and maybe an e-paper display that you can print scrolling text to and maybe a little graphic. I suppose not very similar to what you linked, but would be cool in its own right
that guy would put the executives from the scene in American Psycho to shame with that business card.
Omg, clever idea, gotta save it for making it in the future lol.
We’ve got a project on our hands with what you described! I’m too hardwareless for that though :(
I mean Steve Jobs named the Lisa after the daughter he disowned. There’s opportunities here.
he really should have tried it on a third product, thats where the comedy is
I heard NeXT was named after his ex wife.
Naming a release code name after him/her?
Thank you for correcting my life in many ways, here’s the cumulative bugfix release:
FreddyCLI 1.1.3 [Lisa]
Might be odd, depending on your current system.
GeDoSaTo 0.21.2310 “How Could Hell Be Any Worse”
Turns out Lisa has a crippling bug that bricks your computer.
Why do you think I named it after that bitch! Lol
MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf “Monty” Widenius’ kids
Never in a million years would I have guessed MySQL was named after a person. This is a fun bit of trivia I was awkwardly work into a conversation at some point.
His first kid was called „My“?
Apparently. Finns are and odd bunch.
My
- The Finnish author Tove Marika Jansson (1914 - 2001) invented this name for her stories about the Mumin troll (Moomin Trolls). Lilla My (Little My) lives with the Mumin family. She is so small that she can sit in the family’s milk jug. My gives expression to a most destructive turn of mind. She is totally disrespectful and can be very aggressive but has nevertheless an extremely positive attitude to life. Sometimes, she may even demonstrate a kind of careless friendliness - when it suits her.
- My is also the name of the 12th letter in the Greek alphabeth.
- Creative Spelling of Mi (see Mia)
That or SQL
Little Bobby Tables
Nah, he was named Sequel in the hopes he’d both benefit from and be crushed by expectations
Imagine running out of ideas before having named one after every kid. Now that would be awkward.
This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I’m a odd girl.
var LogicGate = map[string]string{ "OR": "OR", "AND": "AND", "NOT": "NOT", "NOR": "NOR", "NAND": "NOR", "XOR": "XOR", } func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) { _, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)] if ok { return true } else { return false } } func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) { inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ") var phrase1 strings.Builder var phrase2 stringa.Builder var gateString string for word := range inSplit { if isLogicGate(word) { if len(gateString) < 1{ gateString = word } else { phrase2.WriteString(word) } } else { if len(gateString) < 1{ phrase1.WriteString(word) } else { phrase2.WriteString(word) } } } boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String()) boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String()) switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) { case "OR": return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil case "AND": return (boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2), nil case "NOT": return (!boolPhrase2), nil case "NOR": return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil case "NAND": return (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2) case "XOR": orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2) nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2)) return (orRes && nandRes), nil default: return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString) } } func main(){ answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.") if err != nil { fmt.Println(err) } fmt.Println(answer) }
isLogicGate is not used. Maybe you mean to place it in “isGate” in the stringAsGateLogic for loop’s if statement?
Thank you. That’s what I get for writing a drawn-out shitpost program on my phone over several hours while away from home, instead of in a few minutes in vim.
Speaking of, Vim is actually quite easy to set up on Android. Simply download Termux from F-Droid (the version of Termux on Google Play is severely out of date) and
pkg install vim
(ornvim
if you prefer). (Also, full aarch64 linux terminal on non-rooted Android, woo!) Using Vim with an onscreen keyboard is agonizing, of course, but it does work (Termux provides the Ctrl and Esc keys). The F-Droid app Unexpected Keyboard is a recommended addition – it’s an alternative on-screen keyboard with no predictive text and swiping to the corners of each key for alternate symbols. It makes using Vim on a touchscreen at least moderately less painful.
Sorry, Hungarian notation is not beautiful.
Fair.
if ok { return true } else { return false }
Why?
Idiomatic Go way of checking for the presence of a key in a map.
You make want to cry, when are we marrying?
I want a divorce
Sorry, merge conflict :(
From one odd girl to another, I think both can be true
Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.
Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
I just want to make out with my Marilyn Monrobot!
'Cause I’m just thinking about tearing you down to check how your insides works.
there are so many things wrong with this
I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”
I don’t think we’re far off from 7 year olds being entirely unimpressed robots. They’ll just think it’s a dumb vacuum
I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.
So, less a “kid” and more “almost adult”. Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy
Look, I’m a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I’d start shopping for an engagement ring.
I love you so much I think you’re way cooler than a robot!
Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.
you’re way cooler than a robot
See, that’s how I know it’s a lie 🤣
I think this would count, a polygonal heart made via a custom text format and loaded into Raylib. I’m a shut-in though, so I don’t know.
(link for non-Kbin) Is this rizz?
If you can teach me Raylib than I consider myself rizzed up
Unfortunately I also disappoint in that way as well. I haven’t done much (nothing game-like) and need help myself. I’m not even sure if I want Raylib or if something like SFML or SDL (or some other Linux-friendly framework) would be better for polygon features.
The relevant code here actually doesn’t really depend on Raylib at all (aside from producing the actual polygon itself), it just reads a file and creates a sequence of Vector2 values. Also, it’s in Nim-lang, but here’s a screenshot of (most of) the code if interested. (also a while before this I’ve also made a similar thing that loads basic game-book pages (story, button names, button descriptions, buttons open linked page) aka CYOA, though I couldn’t really create actual content for it to test/develop it further)
Also I’d probably be trying to use Godot 4 if the Nim-lang bindings were there, particularly because polygons (see this animated eye made in Godot 4, or this meme frame made in Godot 3).
That’s cool anyway, I never tried any “low level” graphics, so it looks rather magic to me, also because it’s Nim, which I know only by name and hipster blogposts/videos (can I add it to my resume after 100 seconds?)
or this meme frame made in Godot 3).
That’s hilarious and totally rad, all I can say is I wish for Godot to keep growing, maybe then bindings for niche languages will be improved as well
That’s cool anyway, I never tried any “low level” graphics, so it looks rather magic to me
I wouldn’t say what I’ve done is low-level (especially with <20 lines of code and not OpenGL-level stuff), and Nim offers functions that makes stuff easier. Certainly you can do low-level stuff with Nim, but I’m interested in it because I don’t think I could do C/C++ stuff (at least not how it normally looks) but I still want performance/flexibility.
I wish for Godot to keep growing, maybe then bindings for niche languages will be improved as well
There are actually production-ready Nim bindings for 3.X, but 4.X uses a different system (supposedly better for integration of compiled languages) and the makers of the old bindings didn’t want to do a new effort. Multiple individuals are/were working on it, but 4.0 was released a while ago. And understandably it’s a complex thing.
3.X vs 4.X is a big enough jump for me that it doesn’t really make sense to just use 3.X.
Pay for dinner
For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
This man fights in the shade.
lmfao savage