-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures
In a way parenting is our brains change a lot for that
Bug fix: your tongue and cheeks no longer get bit by your own teeth while eating
Oof, I feel you there! I bite my tongue in my sleep…
Ouch. Also very inconvenient.
Fixed a bug where the human would sometimes procrastinate too much, saying “It’s a problem of my future self”.
Update later? [Y]
Eh, I’ll put it on the back log
Nebivolol and TRT pretty much sorted the anxiety out.
It’s called autophagy. Check out dry fasting
I’d be Windows. Constantly rebooting every five minutes
BSOD
McConnell?
That was just an inconvenient update that happened at the wrong time. Like when your laptop decides to update during a critical PowerPoint presentation at a business meeting.
You likely do it daily already.
That’s called drugs.
- adjusted responsibility level by 1000%
-new bug: Due to forgetting of past failure, there is now reoccurring failures.
funny idea but this is where transhumanism starts
Patch Notes v2.0:
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Fixed a bug where you would freak out for no reason. Anxiety levels now reduced by 50% - enjoy a smoother, calmer and more stable experience!
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Upgraded memory capacity by 50%. Say goodbye to forgetting where you put your keys or that one relative who changed your diaper once. You’re welcome!
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Removed those pesky ‘Remember that time you embarrassed yourself in front of everyone?’ pop ups. Time to move on, folks! No more cringe-filled flashbacks from now on.
Stay tuned for more updates on the Human OS and also a huge thanks to our contributors.
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That’s a paiD DLC. =(
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I’d give my left nut for the allergy update.
Particular human has too many nuts. Removed left nut and replaced with nut allergy.
Statistically speaking the average human has less than one nut.
Biological malware is the worst.
You can. I go on a 2 week Mahasi vipassana silent meditation retreat each year and each time the release notes make it worth the time and effort. Also like running defrag on a disk that has been defragged regurlarly, it runs smoother each time, making the whole experience much more pleasurable.
Release notes last retreat:
- Fixed approval seeking issue due to lack of approval by clueless dad during teenage years
- Reduced day dreaming by 10% by recognizing mechanisms that lead to day dreaming
- Optimized routines for dealing with tough situations
- Increased mindfulness by eliminating several mechanisms that lead to mindlesness
- Discovered access to high concentration states that likely will lead to more discoveries
- Fixed loneliness issue due to missed update
- Fixed part of a (self and others) judgement issue. More work on this issue needed.
The above is a pretty accurate representation of the results I got.
The entire field of medicine : Am I a joke to you?
