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@[email protected]M to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 2 years ago

Death trap toilet.

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Death trap toilet.

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@[email protected]M to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 years ago

    How does this even work?

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      39•2 years ago

      You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!

      • @[email protected]
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        Why am I not seeing how that drawbridge can be stable? There is no support on the opposite wall.

        • @[email protected]OPM
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          2•2 years ago

          I believe there’s a tiny bracket (? Idk what you’d call it) behind the fake tulip between the leaves. If that’s not a bracket/catch/support I think it’s a scuff mark, as if the drawbridge is ever so slightly too big for the gap and you have to slam it down with your foot.

          I could be talking out my arse of course but even so, it seems a fitting explanation in every respect!

      • @[email protected]
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        8•2 years ago

        God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.

        • akinhet
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          3•2 years ago

          At that point it becomes a literal death trap

      • threelonmusketeers
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        14•2 years ago

        When and where do you wash your hands?

        • @[email protected]
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          10•2 years ago

          At the sink behind another drawbridge element one level above probably…

        • XIN
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          14•2 years ago

          Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      1•2 years ago

      jump

    • zerograd [none/use name]
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      3•2 years ago

      Assuming this is from the ToTK universe, you’re supposed to use the ascend ability from below. I can’t help you if this is from the WoW universe since blink is still bugged.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    6•2 years ago

    That re-defines longdrop.

  • 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡 🅢
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    65•2 years ago

    Shitty design

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Crapper design

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      18•2 years ago

      Dammit. That’s a much better title!

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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        8•2 years ago

        To be fair, there’s enough toilet pictures on here that you could have called it “Shitty house designs”.

    • @[email protected]
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      26•2 years ago

      Death crap

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Deathbrownnote

  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 years ago

    This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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      8•2 years ago

      Crapper moat?

      • HonkyTonkWoman
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        5•2 years ago

        Complete with stinky lil brown alligators

  • NumbersCanBeFun
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    110•2 years ago

    What an efficient way to spread the smell of shit to both floors quickly.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      36•2 years ago

      Yup. That little drawbridge thing leaves a nice gap underneath for added ventilation.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Volatile stuff goes up, heavy stuff goes down Everyone loses

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        Why did you design your house like this?

        • @[email protected]OPM
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          4•2 years ago

          It’s not my house, I’m not insane! 😅

  • Pat
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    4•2 years ago

    this picture gives me anxiety

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they’re taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.

  • drewdarko
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    21•2 years ago

    If it fits I shit

  • @[email protected]
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    38•2 years ago

    Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      24•2 years ago

      I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

      • @[email protected]
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        22•2 years ago

        I think there’s some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.

        • @[email protected]
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          14•2 years ago

          I believe you’re correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      … something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          Sounds like you are rocketing poop out your butthole

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    This makes me incredibly anxious.

  • @[email protected]
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    32•2 years ago

    Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.

  • TomMasz
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    56•2 years ago

    Submarines have more bathroom space.

    • donuts
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      14•2 years ago

      RIP OceanGate Titan

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    Dystopian vibe

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    I can’t tell if this is photoshopped or just screenshotted to death

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      6•2 years ago

      Screenshotted to death. It’s really old.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Oof imagine a difficult sweaty shit where you have to take your shirt off. I need room to spread out sometimes.

      • @[email protected]
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        Fiber bro. If your diet is about half vegetables as it should be you’ll never have a challenging shit again.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 years ago

        I think you should get that looked at. That doesn’t sound normal.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        I like the way you think haha

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      If this had a door and the rest of the place is nice enough, I wouldn’t mind having a toilet like this. Hell of a conversation starter.

      • QuinceDaPence
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        2•2 years ago

        It has a door, just not a conventional one. The hatch closes over the stairs and gives you the walkway to the toilet. (Assuming this is only accessed by the stairs below, if this is on the main floor it’s dumb but it looks like some attic guest room thing to me.)

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