18x13=234cm peepee is a bit above average.
Wtf does having a strong sense of honor have to do with anything? Sounds kinda like you’re insecure.
It influences the good taste in anime. It also ensures he only uses his massive schlong when it’s truly called for, and never for evil purposes.
I suspect it isn’t just normal anime 🤔
Also, does 4chan not allow the word “penis” or is Anon just immature?
Calling a penis a “pee-pee” is just a quirk of how they talk there. It’s pretty harmless compared to most of the defining points of 4chan culture.
Wtf is a 7x5 peepee?
It’s 7 5inch peepees
Divide the circumference by π, it’s a bit over an inch in diameter. Somewhere between 3 to 4cm.
A soup can.
lmfao, is that radius or diameter?
Sounds like it wouldnt be pleasurable at all and almost like giving birth every stroke.
How tf you measuring the radius of your penis?
You know what, never mind.
math?
But then you measure something else, like the circumference or diameter. Just seems like a weird measurement to reference for a penis.
I was going to say a drawing compass to give you a terrible image, but then it occurred to me that makes no sense.
Put one end of those mini keychain measuring tapes down you peehole and pull it to the end to where the end of your penis is.
I regret asking.
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Probably length x girth, but that manchild is also probably lying because it’s 4chins
> The kind of person who posts on 4chan and thinks he deserves a gf
> Wonders why women don’t like him
It’s a paradox. I can only hope these guys are frustrated high schoolers who will mature, and then look back on stuff like this and laugh/cringe.
Where do I post to improve my chances with women?
Does Lemmy and/or kbin improve my chances of getting a girlfriend?
get a hobby. take a shower. go to the gym
I have multiple hobbies (programming, art, etc.), have regular showers, and I don’t have any gyms in my area. What now?
Get a hobby you don’t do alone on your PC. One where you go out and meet people to do it, preferably one that isn’t only done by men (unless you are looking to date men).
Issue is, I live in a mostly died out community, and the only social hobby accessible to me is social alcoholism. Hungarian suburbs in areas with very high unemployment rival the American ones in badness, and we don’t even have awful zoning laws.
EDIT: Can I use the Fediverse for dating?
For instance they could learn macramé or some crafting ting, go to yoga classes or dancing lessons, or what about baking or cooking lessons.
I can cook, and I’m so bad at dance I just make everyone else cringe at me.
Being bad at dancing could be an advantage you use their laughter and sympathy to break the ice. Anyway scout the local area and sign up for some silly stuff and see where that takes you.
It significantly at least improves your chances of being a girlfriend. At least going by user statistics
Frick he’s right
So there are girls here. Good to know.
A relationship is not a job or product, you don’t get them, you HAVE them WITH other people. People don’t have other people, although it is common to say so in colloquial language.
This is important and not petty, because language is like a sign post of beliefs and it is important for starting respectful relationships to believe that everyone involved is a person.
Now, with that knowledge, lemmy can help you, but it can also hurt or not help you.
A 13cm diameter peepee is quite… dangerous.
I can only go as far as 6-7cm anally.
Its easier for people to have a tailor tape for measuring rather that a caliper, so I think 13 might be the girth.
13÷π = ~4.13cm diameter (excluding major irregularities)Also the calipers were cold and caused unfavourable shrinkage.
It’s probably meant to be circumference which would be about 4.1 cm in diameter, which is above average but not humongous.
Not with that attitude
cue lemmywinks gif
Is that why this is called Lemmy?
I read “I deserve a gif” multiple times and I was so confused.
Well, he has MUCH better chances of getting one of those…
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Wow he’s just like me fr fr
He’s literally me that’s why I posted. Commenters won’t get it
Half of that is true at best.
I believe you deserve a gf.
Keep up your standards!
It is the last one that ruins it.
Weight suspiciously missing… wonder why
Job suspiciously missing… wonder why
these kinds of people are lacking in the personality department
General fatherless behavior. If you don’t have a positive male role model in a happy relationship to learn from, you’re pretty much never going to be a good partner as a man.
There is so much bad and toxic relationship advice out there, good luck changing.
I think you can give some people great parents and you just might be unlucky enough that they don’t turn out to be nice people. It’s probably worse now than ever in history because people can have one bad day and then they can follow it up with permanently radicalizing themselves on the Internet.
Hello argument, I am counterpoint. I did not have a positive male role model and it may have set me back a bit but I still found my way to a happy marriage and positive parenthood.
Did you learn from other positive male role models who weren’t in your life?
No. I had a positive female role model.
what like dwayne the rock johnson or some shit?
No, like Saddam Hussein.
I did not have a positive male role model…
Not even someone from outside your immediate family?
My dad was alright, but traveled a ton. Some of my friends fathers were also positive role models who showed how it could work when they were home all the time.
Nice of him to include unit conversions. Would want any of your international homies to be confused about how much of an alpha you are
Some refrigerators are white
A new fridge is young and “healthy”
A fridge can be over 6 feet tall
You can attach a suction cup dildo, or any sex toy you choose, to a fridge
Although fridges are completely neutral when it comes to honor and morality, I suspect they have a more tolerable personality
Refrigerators are available in many styles. You can pick one that you find “handsome”, or just tape a poster to it.
In a pinch, you can hide inside a refrigerator for protection
Refrigerators excel at providing resources. As for “coverture”, I’m still not completely sure what it is (even after looking it up) but it sounds like an outdated kind of marriage arrangement. That’s not something a refrigerator can provide, but I’m not sure someone would want it anyway.
Refrigerators have no stance when it comes to children, but since time out of mind, they have been encouraging the creativity of children by proudly displaying their artwork. The value of OPs influence on children is… questionable.
Most refrigerators cannot cook, and none can do the prep work. This is the only clear win for OP.
Most refrigerators can float if you tie the door shut. You may have to remove the compressor, though, because those things are heavy.
Refrigerators will silently watch any show you choose, or no shows at all. Same goes for music.
