It is the last one that ruins it.
Why would some points be written here. This looks like a wannabe-knight
Not to mention “I’m white” as the first point of “positives”
This already implies problems with his personality that he views himself as superior for that.
PROBABLY part of why he repells women.
Yeah I’ve got a lot of great qualities, but if I listed my lack of melanin among them that’d be a negative that overshadows each and every one of them
Yeah this post smells “my flaws are not real, i don’t have any”
If you use the term “manlet” you’re pretty much unfuckable, that could be part of it.
These posts are such schadenfreude to me as a shorter guy (“manlet”) who has never had any problems dating or getting women. The kind of people who make these posts and think courtship is some max/min game don’t realize that people can smell this shit on them. Their insecurity, misogyny, entitlement and racism just ooze out of them. It colors everything they do.
Nice of him to include unit conversions. Would want any of your international homies to be confused about how much of an alpha you are
Dick like a standard photo print.
Weight suspiciously missing… wonder why
Job suspiciously missing… wonder why
Having an ISO B6 paper size of dick sounds like it’s more trouble than it’s worth.
Wtf is a 7x5 peepee?
It’s 7 5inch peepees
A soup can.
lmfao, is that radius or diameter?
Sounds like it wouldnt be pleasurable at all and almost like giving birth every stroke.
How tf you measuring the radius of your penis?
You know what, never mind.
I was going to say a drawing compass to give you a terrible image, but then it occurred to me that makes no sense.
math?
But then you measure something else, like the circumference or diameter. Just seems like a weird measurement to reference for a penis.
Put one end of those mini keychain measuring tapes down you peehole and pull it to the end to where the end of your penis is.
I regret asking.
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Divide the circumference by π, it’s a bit over an inch in diameter. Somewhere between 3 to 4cm.
Probably length x girth, but that manchild is also probably lying because it’s 4chins
these kinds of people are lacking in the personality department
General fatherless behavior. If you don’t have a positive male role model in a happy relationship to learn from, you’re pretty much never going to be a good partner as a man.
There is so much bad and toxic relationship advice out there, good luck changing.
I think you can give some people great parents and you just might be unlucky enough that they don’t turn out to be nice people. It’s probably worse now than ever in history because people can have one bad day and then they can follow it up with permanently radicalizing themselves on the Internet.
Hello argument, I am counterpoint. I did not have a positive male role model and it may have set me back a bit but I still found my way to a happy marriage and positive parenthood.
Did you learn from other positive male role models who weren’t in your life?
what like dwayne the rock johnson or some shit?
No, like Saddam Hussein.
No. I had a positive female role model.
I did not have a positive male role model…
Not even someone from outside your immediate family?
My dad was alright, but traveled a ton. Some of my friends fathers were also positive role models who showed how it could work when they were home all the time.
18x13=234cm peepee is a bit above average.
Wow he’s just like me fr fr
He’s literally me that’s why I posted. Commenters won’t get it
I read “I deserve a gif” multiple times and I was so confused.
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Well, he has MUCH better chances of getting one of those…
> The kind of person who posts on 4chan and thinks he deserves a gf
> Wonders why women don’t like him
It’s a paradox. I can only hope these guys are frustrated high schoolers who will mature, and then look back on stuff like this and laugh/cringe.
Where do I post to improve my chances with women?
Does Lemmy and/or kbin improve my chances of getting a girlfriend?
A relationship is not a job or product, you don’t get them, you HAVE them WITH other people. People don’t have other people, although it is common to say so in colloquial language.
This is important and not petty, because language is like a sign post of beliefs and it is important for starting respectful relationships to believe that everyone involved is a person.
Now, with that knowledge, lemmy can help you, but it can also hurt or not help you.
get a hobby. take a shower. go to the gym
I have multiple hobbies (programming, art, etc.), have regular showers, and I don’t have any gyms in my area. What now?
Get a hobby you don’t do alone on your PC. One where you go out and meet people to do it, preferably one that isn’t only done by men (unless you are looking to date men).
Issue is, I live in a mostly died out community, and the only social hobby accessible to me is social alcoholism. Hungarian suburbs in areas with very high unemployment rival the American ones in badness, and we don’t even have awful zoning laws.
EDIT: Can I use the Fediverse for dating?
For instance they could learn macramé or some crafting ting, go to yoga classes or dancing lessons, or what about baking or cooking lessons.
I can cook, and I’m so bad at dance I just make everyone else cringe at me.
Being bad at dancing could be an advantage you use their laughter and sympathy to break the ice. Anyway scout the local area and sign up for some silly stuff and see where that takes you.
It significantly at least improves your chances of being a girlfriend. At least going by user statistics
So there are girls here. Good to know.
Frick he’s right
I’m white
I can provide resources
90% chance this is one of those wannabe militia dopes who’s hoping there will be a race war in a few years…
I have good taste in anime
99.95% chance this is a troll.
Still a significant chance he can’t get a girlfriend, though
Peepee
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Poopoo
haha doodoo fard
