I was a bit taken aback when almost every character in my camp was quick to jump my bones very early on, this explains it.
and yet Scratch has never once propositioned me
He’s a good boy, not a naughty one.
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However if you find the jar of peanut butter in Moonrise tower kitchen… nope this feels wrong, sorry all
And here I am, still trying to get my first smooch from the fiery teddy bear that is karlach.
Throw them water! A watter bottle, the create water spell, anything that makes them wet. Ray of frost…
Not sure if sarcastic or actually true. Will try it next time XD
But I will save first
It’s true, when you tell her that you will try something she tells you to do it, to throw her something, and puts a pose as if she were ready to take it. You cna then do it and talk to her to trigger a kiss scene
It’s worth it.
It’s good to know I wasn’t imagining things, I made a comment just after release saying I was over seemingly every character trying to fuck
Bug or feature?
Somewhere at Larian code review: “Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn’t control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it… Oh. Ooooh…”
I experienced the wonky romance implementation both ways. Some, like Lae’zel and (especially) Halsin went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye, which was very annoying.
However, I also got permanently friendzoned by Karlach, Wyll and Astarion because I didn’t take enough Long Rests in Act 1, so important character moments with those three never happened for me. I’ve heard Wyll invites you to dance, but I never got that, nor the night time creeping from Astarion. These moments seem to be required, because I’ve been locked out of all relationship progression with those three characters. I’m at the end of Act 3 now and they’ve not had much to say since the start of Act 2 . Hopefully this has or will be fixed, though.
EDIT: clearer wording.
Is THAT why both laezel and karlach were like “it fizzled” and why my boy wyll won’t pound my demon receptacle? Because that’s a little upsetting
we must of course transmit the wyll to you in a receptacle
If you are not in act 3 yet, go back to act 1 and spam partial rests, most of the events that you skipped will happen.
I was at the door of the final fight as I wrote the comment and finished the game later that day.
My gf got wyll to ask her to dance (well her character) and we’re in Act 2 already so maybe it just takes some time.
I finished the game today and it never happened.
My Wyll danced with me near the end of Act 2, as well. The next night Gale got all emo and wanted to watch the stars with me. Y’all are too late I’m a Shart main
Typo or kink?
Lae’zel was just like,
“You smell like battle. I can smell the blood and sweat all over you. I saw you massacre those goblin children and tear their heads off. I want you to fuck me here and now.”
Mine was like that, only she had already fucked me beforehand, so she was like “go fuck someone else tonight, but DON’T WASH, I’M INTO THAT SHIT”
Yeah I had to turn down wyll, and it made me super sad because I didn’t like him like that. He’s a good friend but I really wish I could say, “I’d die for you, but because you are my good friend, I don’t like you like that.” Same with Gale. Halsin or Lae’zel are the ones I’m lookin for.
Edit: Oops, not supposed to be a reply, sorry friend.
I read the screen in the background on the left as saying “we (no longer) thrust” at first and was like “that’s really on the nose.”
Vincke literally says it’s a bug
due to a bug
*a worm
A tadpole, if you will
I do gotta say, this game has made me understand the “role” playing aspect.
I don’t think I’ve ever done anything beside “good” and “bad”.
Spoilers ahead, be warned!
The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.
I went for the tentacle sex on my evil character (just finished first run!). Totally did not expect what happened to happen but just rolled with it haha.
That’s how I would discribe losing my virginity. Minus the tentacle sex part.
You missed out.
I had that happen last night and I’m still not ok. My poor tiefling is definitely not going to sleep anytime soon.
Subconsciously maybe? 😂
Lol maybe dude is literally just like “I showed you my house, pls respon” like bruh I don’t trust you at all
“I’ve been watching you disguised this whole time, pls be mine”
Haha, explore his home and learn about his favourite soup and the next thing you know, you’re lying on a rock next to him and he’s shirtless. Like dude. Maybe that’s why he’s so insistent on having you turn into a mindflayer, needs some tentacle loving.
60 hours from now, just before the final battle
Oh you sweet summer child…
I can’t unlock the Withers romance arch no matter how hard I don’t try.
The first romance with Lae’zel one of the dialogues of an “if I don’t say yes to bangin” response she mentioned a party and I was confused. Clearly you weren’t supposed to get that far until the grove celebration, but this was my second long rest and I hadn’t done much of anything in Act 1.
can they release a bugfix for real life too?
I’ve always wanted to fuck a bear
*Hexbear, watch outOh my god. I literally just made that connection. The druid guy is a bear in EVERY aspect.
Halsin is a muscle-bear, which is a bear, but not the default bear.
I don’t think bg3 had the right body types for traditional bear
That sounds like a mod request haha
There were a lot of people asking for more body-types as early 2020 on the Laian Forums, so I don’t think that we’re getting them without mods.
https://forums.larian.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=742727
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The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he’s really into bright orange dragonborn.
Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.
What’s his name, Trump?
I never even got him in my party… why would I trust a guy who tries to jump me first chance he got?
Aw you are missing out, he’s the most fun character IMO and his VA absolutely kills it.
I had the complete opposite experience, yes his VA does an incredible job, but I can’t stand the character himself, personally.
I ended up >!stabbing him after he went too far w/ sucking my blood. Figured I would revive him afterwards, but found out I couldn’t.!< I didn’t like him enough to reload the save.
Seriously. I purposely closed out Act I without even interacting with him in the first place. I played dozens of hours throughout the beta, and was so sick of his bullshit by the release date. Fuck Astarion.
Fuck Astarion
I’m trying, but the mean video game developer people are trying to destroy our love
I’d encourage you to treat him like a PTSD victim that has been a prisoner for 200 years. He is a complex character and he can be good. In my playthough I never really interacted with him besides his questline and you learn a lot about him with Cazador and all that stuff.
