with blackjack and hookers
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I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
Everyone saying “Good news everyone” but the real Dr gem is
“Oh my, yes”
And the variation
“Oh my, no”
I use them weekly
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
“first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion.”
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
Kissenger: “We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks”
Anytime someone asks me if I’m ok after I get a small injury I’ll say “Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage.”
I’m 40% (insert thing)
My manwich!
To shreds, you say?
