I’ll start as off with: Sound speed fix, sound now travels the same speed as light.

  • Che Banana
    14•2 years ago

    The update doesn’t worry me…turning it off and on again worries me

  • @[email protected]English
    25•2 years ago
    • Climate control bug has been fixed
    • NPC balancing. Added air and land mammals that feed on humans. Added sea mammals that are super territorial and attack human shipping vessels.
    • COVID24 has been introduced to correct previously mentioned balancing issues
    • After review, many extinct large animals have been reintroduced since they disappeared to correct effects of balancing issues
    • Izzgo
      6•2 years ago

      Added sea mammals that are super territorial and attack human shipping vessels.

      Orcas > humans!

  • @[email protected]
    46•2 years ago

    For the America server, it’d be nice if they got rid of the MAGA.exe virus and patched the vulnerabilities it used to cause problems in the code.

  • @[email protected]
    24•2 years ago

    Strange bug led to monkeys evolving well past other species and dominating before anyone else can get to late game, because of this we’ve increased the learning and beneficial evolution speeds across the board.

  • @[email protected]
    21•2 years ago

    Updated the human immune system to function as intended. This will fix the following issues:

    1. There was a bug which allowed some microscopic entities to negatively impact the performance of human entities. This should no longer occur.

    2. Another bug that caused the immune system to improperly identify friendly or beneficial items as life threatening has been corrected.

    3. The immune system will no longer fail to recognize some cells that have corrupted genetic code. Should result in the elimination of the unintended cancer debuff that was introduced by the evolution process.

    • VindictiveJudge
      3•2 years ago

      Did it also fix that bug where, under certain circumstances, the immune system would attack the eyes?

  • @[email protected]
    21•2 years ago

    • Existence fix: Implemented a streamlined mechanism allowing individuals to gracefully cease existence during their life cycle, eliminating the need for complex workarounds with forceful self-terminations.

    • Cop improvements: Implemented comprehensive updates to law enforcement algorithms, removing instances of impulsive or biased behavior, ensuring that officers adhere to the law they uphold. Additionally, the “suicide by cop” scenario is now obsolete due to the existence fix, rendering it unnecessary.

    • Economic System Enhancement: Implemented measures to rebalance wealth distribution by debuffing excessively wealthy individuals, promoting a more equitable economy. Prohibited money hacks to ensure fair play and integrity within the financial system. Disrupted exploits of the economy system to maintain a level playing field for all participants.

  • @[email protected]
    14•2 years ago

    • Many humans reported an issue where their children would cry in the middle of the night. This has been fixed.

    • Fixed many other issues that were preventing a full night’s sleep.

  • @[email protected]
    10•2 years ago

    Invasive species fix, plants are much slower and less likely to establish outside their native habitat range. These plants can still be cultivated as specimens but they will not reproduce themselves to the point of eradicating native species.

  • @[email protected]
    27•2 years ago
    • Fixed pathfinding for common winged insects. When attempting to leave enclosed areas they should no longer bounce off windows two inches from the intended exit point.