Grimes is a fuckin moron too
Wait is this real?
I’m actually sort of surprised that Elon hasn’t used a triple barreled first name like Crassius Lorgren Proventus.
He sure does struggle with keeping his dick in his pants.
A lot of his kids are via IVF
Speaking as a 40k Ork enjoyer…
I HATE 40K CRINGELORDS
I HATE 40K CRINGELORDS
40k fans ruin 40k, especially since GW quit even pretending it’s satire and really leaned into the bolterporn ubermensch saving the day by gunning down the disgusting mutant xeno hoards
40k is still satire…
… when cryptofascist fanboys are cornered and shamed for their cryptofascist takes (“SUFFER NOT THE (slur) EXTERMINATUS AMIRITE?”) and they need to fall back to that old ditch.
I enjoy the modeling aspect of 40k, but part of me thinks I’d be better off channeling that into model trains than wargaming. Too bad that takes up a lot of space I just don’t have
musk should be forcibly sterilized
musk should be forcibly
sterilizeddecapitated
What’s more likely: Musk names his next kid Belisarius Cawl, or he changes his own name to Belisarius Cawl?
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i really expected it to be The Onion…
Elon’s buffoonery overshadows the fact that Grimes is also very stupid and cringe.
Her collaboration with Bleachers added diddly squat
In Musk’s new biography, Grimes refers to the way he handles his anger as “demon mode.” She goes on to say that it “causes a lot of chaos,” but also allows him to be productive.
“women are so emotional”
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Going demon mode to unlock new combos at the expense of stamina, hoping the extra productivity allows me to cut off that rathalos’ tail with blade dance.
He watched Ready Player 1 and thought “this looks so kief”.
When Musk activates his devil trigger… watch out. He’s still a fat, white, sack of shit. But his face turns real red and his accent gets thicker so its hard to understand his unreasonable or impossible demands.
but also allows him to be productive
Productive at what exactly? Lmao
Mods, take care of this for me.
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Sounds like a normal healthy guy.
is this satire or reality? I genuinely can’t tell those two apart anymore, like in general
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If this was real the name would include an X.
In early 2017 Trump went to the CIA to give a speech as a new president. I was curious about it so I watched it. To that day - it was the strangest political thing I’d ever seen. But to anybody reading this - it’s not worth googling for and watching because by now it’s the ~1,377th strangest political thing I’ve ever seen. It’s very old news.
The Youtube upload was by a rando. When Trump walked out - there was pro wrestling like walkout song featuring a sort of cheesy rock guitar. I knew that music must have been added. It was too perfect. It was too crazy. It couldn’t actually have happened. But I couldn’t be 100% sure. I found a legit upload (by PBS) of the event and the music was missing. I had a feeling like I was sort of disappointed. Talk about careful for what you wish for.
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What the fuck does that even mean?
to our moderators for cleaning up such filth
no no no this is a news parody website i refuse to believe this
will we see a new legal name change any% wr?
Stop deadnaming me dad it’s John now
I guess if you want to rebel when your name is Morbius Technorius, picking the most boring name like John Smith would be the way to do it.
Jeff Bezos. Twist that knife
