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What the fuck does that even mean?
to our moderators for cleaning up such filth
Oh god, he’s a warhammer nerd. Fuck that.
Yikes, Sometime I have to check to see if I’m in c/fakenews
You are supposed to escape into the fantasy, not make it real!
So… what do y’all think… Is this Musk dude a Sheesh type or a Gurgle type?
Grimes is a fuckin moron too
is this satire or reality? I genuinely can’t tell those two apart anymore, like in general
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In early 2017 Trump went to the CIA to give a speech as a new president. I was curious about it so I watched it. To that day - it was the strangest political thing I’d ever seen. But to anybody reading this - it’s not worth googling for and watching because by now it’s the ~1,377th strangest political thing I’ve ever seen. It’s very old news.
The Youtube upload was by a rando. When Trump walked out - there was pro wrestling like walkout song featuring a sort of cheesy rock guitar. I knew that music must have been added. It was too perfect. It was too crazy. It couldn’t actually have happened. But I couldn’t be 100% sure. I found a legit upload (by PBS) of the event and the music was missing. I had a feeling like I was sort of disappointed. Talk about careful for what you wish for.
If this was real the name would include an X.
Genuinely I can not tell if this is satire
somebody has to kill this man NOW before he names another child
He sure does struggle with keeping his dick in his pants.
A lot of his kids are via IVF
Wait, this isn’t satire?
Wait is this real?
Odds Musk thinks he’s the Omnissiah?
We won’t know till we shove his corpse into the martian dirt, I suppose.
Does explains his weird obsession to be the guy establishing life on Mars
Who’s down to form a genestealer cult with me?
Do you want Ciaphas to show up? It won’t end well.
I call dibs on Kelermorph -
’s got a real thick skull but liberator autoguns are armor piercing
will we see a new legal name change any% wr?
Stop deadnaming me dad it’s John now
I guess if you want to rebel when your name is Morbius Technorius, picking the most boring name like John Smith would be the way to do it.
Jeff Bezos. Twist that knife
Tell Shivon to unblock me and tell Elon to let me see my son or plz respond to my lawyer I have never even been allowed to see a photo of these children until this moment, despite the situation utterly ripping my family apart.
girl why would you have two more kids with him after the first when you knew he also already had like 5 from previous relationships and then ‘donated’ his sperm to his employee so she could have a set of twins that he is the father of!!!
I’m honestly shocked that someone hasn’t shot him yet.
Need to start a GoFundMe
